Shorty82 wrote:Duct tape is one of mankinds best inventions. If it moves and shouldn't, use duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD-40.
Here is a great TRUE story about duct tape. Ralphie and I went to California and we took the train. I love going to California by train. The California Zephyr was so much fun! I love trains and we get a sleeper car and it is so cool. I love sleeping on a train, it just rocks back and forth and the sound of the whistle is really neat. I am a train travelin' kind of gal... Anyways, we were just outside Sacratomato when we stopped. We stayed stopped for a long time and we were wondering what had happened. Seems some little juvenile delinquents had put some crap on the track and the train had hit it and damaged something or other. They saw the little rascals running away through the fields and I don't know if they were able to get the cops out there to catch the evil little brats. Anyway, after sitting there for some time, the intercom comes on and we hear a voice say, "Sorry folks, we have some damage to the train and can't move. Does anyone have any duct tape?" I shit you not! It was so funny!
They actually had to bring out another engine and change them out using the split tracks near the Sacramento station. That was the funniest reference to duct tape I ever heard. Ralphie and I laughed and joked about "What if you were flying and the pilot got on the intercom and asked if anyone had any duct tape?"

That would not be so funny!
Duct Tape, the greatest invention since... since...well it is just the greatest invention!
susi-Q