Stupid Guest Tricks

Tell the SG's that the fastest way to MGM is to swim.

Randy B wrote:Or how about this. While waiting for a bus, boat or monorail, ask where the fast pass machines are for this one. :D:

Randy

Or ask that while in line for counter service food because of the stupid ass dining plan has all the good places to eat filled up and the lines are stupid long...

Someone told me about something they do on their bus, so I tried it last night. You pull up when there's a long line and ask for the fastpass line to board first. This gets a great reaction... and you immediately know who the idiots are because they call out asking where the fastpass machines were.

Syndrome wrote:Mrs. SG: Where does this thing go?

Mr. SG: I have no idea.

Mrs. SG: Okay, we'll take it to MGM then.

Why the hell would you wait in line and then get on a vehicle being operated by someone else if you don't know where it's headed? I've been asked quite a few times on public transit, "Does this bus go to ___?" Most of the time the person asking the question got on the bus before me. If you didn't know if the bus went there, then why did you get on?

Big Wallaby wrote:Someone told me about something they do on their bus, so I tried it last night. You pull up when there's a long line and ask for the fastpass line to board first. This gets a great reaction... and you immediately know who the idiots are because they call out asking where the fastpass machines were.

Must take lawn-chair and 6pack to hang out at bus stops. :twisted:

darph nader wrote:Must take lawn-chair and 6pack to hang out at bus stops. :twisted:

I'll bring the popcorn.

BRWombat wrote:I'll bring the popcorn.

Sounds good. (note to self,bring 12pack)

darph nader wrote:Sounds good. (note to self,bring 12pack)

Make it a full case, I'm bringing sandwiches.

I'll bring the bus.

I will bring my barbecued chicken nuggets that are supposed to be gluten free and corn on the cob.

Who is flying me in for this wingding?