Stupid Guest Tricks

Big Wallaby wrote:What are you saying? I happen to believe there must be more than a hundred lawyers in the world...

but, if there's only 100, who's the one with the good name?
i keed i keed.

now if you'll excuse me... :sharkbait

gurgi wrote:now if you'll excuse me... :sharkbait

Hey, where's the one of being chased by a wombat?

What do you get when you have a busload of lawyers about to go over a cliff?

Me stopping the bus to check and make sure there are no marsupial lawyers on board.

mechurchlady wrote:Where is my big office with a window view? Remember you have to be nice to me as I am hispanic, disable, overweight, ugly, female and an older worker. WOMBAT, get the lawsuit ready in case they do not meet my requests.


For them people who are not used to me, I AM JOKING.

Sorry, I'm a lawyer in this world, but at Dunder-Mifflin I'm just a "temp." :D:

If I do not get my window office soon then you will be working for me, Wombat, lol.

Oooh! Oooh! I know the next line!

Random SG wrote:I'll have your job!

I did not get the job and that was a let down but then I cannot get a real job so how do I think I could get a make believe one.

At least I can still be a saddler on Howrse and have a job there. My feeling are not hurt any more than when Disneyland said I was too fat to work there.

RANDOM SG wrote: I'll have your job!

My reply,

We are on our way to Fort Wilderness - Outpost, your tour code is T5197.

(get's out of the drivers seat) Have fun!

(walks off the bus)

Big Wallaby wrote:What are you saying? I happen to believe there must be more than a hundred lawyers in the world...

This reminded me of a great song. Check out Tom Paxton on Amazon. On one of his albums there is a song "1 million lawyers". Tom is a folk/protest/funny song writer/performer along the lines of Peter. Paul & Mary or Pete Seeger.

After hearing this song I can only say..... "Oh, the HORROR". :D: ;) :twisted:

Randy

Very interesting song that sounds like the melody to Puff the Magic Dragon.

One Million Lawyers
Words and Music by Tom Paxton
Humankind has survived some disasters, for sure,
Like locusts and flash floods and flu.
There's never a moment when we've been secure,
From the ills that the flesh is heir to.
If it isn't a war, it's some gruesome disease.
If it isn't disease, then it's war.
But there's worse still to come, and I'm asking you, please,
How the world's gonna take any more.

[Cho:]
In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyers.
One million lawyers, one million lawyers.
In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyers.
How much can a poor nation stand?

The world shook with dread of Attila the Hun
As he conquered with fire and steel.
And Genghis and Kubla and all of the Khans
Ground a groaning world under the heel.
Disaster, disaster - so what else is new?
We've suffered the worst, and then some.
So I'm sorry to tell you, my suffering friends,
Of the terrible scourge still to come.

[Cho:]

Oh, a suffering world cries for mercy.
As far as the eye can see,
Lawyers around every bend in the road.
Lawyers in every tree.
Lawyers in restaurants.
Lawyers in clubs.
Lawyers behind every door.
Behind windows and potted plants,
Shade trees and shrubs.
Lawyers on pogo sticks.
Lawyers in politics.
In ten years we're gonna have one million lawyers.
How much can a poor nation stand.

In spring it's tornados and rampaging floods;
In summer it's heat stroke and drought.
There's Ivy League football to ruin the fall,
It's a terrible scourge without doubt.
There are blizzards to batter the shivering plain.
There are dust storms that strike, but far worse
Is the threat of disaster to shrivel the brain;
It's the threat of implacable curse.

[Cho:]

Cranbiz wrote:My reply,

We are on our way to Fort Wilderness - Outpost, your tour code is T5197.

(get's out of the drivers seat) Have fun!

(walks off the bus)

As you walk away, you, in my voice, say, "Don't get lost... in the Woods..."

Laugh maniacally...