Stupid Guest Tricks

I Work at Jungle and we do have jokes we do over the pa system when there are long lines, but it all depends on how well staffed we are. Some jokes include :

Will the person who lost 50 $100 bills wrapped in a red rubber band please raise your hand. (pause) Good news we found your rubber band

and

Ladies and gentleman may i have your attention, Due to circumstances beyond our control the Jungle Cruise will remain open, Thank You.

and

And now its time for the riddle of the day. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Cause Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both of them.

There you go and btw this is my first post, woot

TourMan wrote:I Work at Jungle and we do have jokes we do over the pa system when there are long lines, but it all depends on how well staffed we are. Some jokes include :

Will the person who lost 50 $100 bills wrapped in a red rubber band please raise your hand. (pause) Good news we found your rubber band

and

Ladies and gentleman may i have your attention, Due to circumstances beyond our control the Jungle Cruise will remain open, Thank You.

and

And now its time for the riddle of the day. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Cause Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both of them.

There you go and btw this is my first post, woot

woot woot on your first post!!! I LOVE the JC!!

One of the announcements we heard last week was that "unfortunately, due to circumstances beyone our control, the JC will remain open until park closing." I cracked up!!! lol

You guys rock!!

btw..welcome to sgt..the marcupial welcome team will be around shortly i'm sure...

thank you for the welcome i work there and at universal and was recruited by notatourist

TourMan wrote:thank you for the welcome i work there and at universal and was recruited by notatourist

don't let this get out, cause I'll deny saying it, but we liked Universal Studios too. We also like Sea World and Discovery Cove...

But if that info is passed around, i'll deny it <whistles>

<sings really loud so tour can't repeat what i said>

IT'S A GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TOMMMMMMMOOOORRRRROOOOWWW.........

shining at the end of everyday, lol

TourMan wrote:shining at the end of everyday, lol

But tomorrow is just a dream awayyyyyyyyyy...

You'll fit right in...just keep track of obscure plants, they are spotted on this site often...


oh look, a Pinguicula ramosa.....

is that of the ramora species

TourMan wrote:is that of the ramora species

No, it's of the Ramona species, from the "ramona quimby (sp)" books that I enjoyed a million years ago growing up. Do kids still read those? Tales of a 4th grade nothing was pure genius...lol

Actually, I'm not sure what species the plant is from though, I googled "obscure plants", and that came up

I couldn't keep a plant alive to save my life.

yeah i read those books, its been while though, i also enjoyed louis sachars work with westside school

It's nice to welcome you. As for your question, It was most likely a friend of mine at monorails. I will try to dig up more info.