I have seen the light! Damn, it hurts.

[BRWombat]

Just don't become the next Leona Helmsley.

How timely! The same day you posted, this happened:
'Queen of Mean' Hotelier Helmsley Dies

[darph nader]

Damn, you stayed up until 6:22am and only had 1 smoke and no beer? I guess you only smoke when you drink, and you were out of beer, the stores all said no when you tried to buy more, so you couldn't get drunk and pass out. You stayed up all night until the beer store opened.

Damn, you could have called, I have some cold beer in the fridge.

If I had 'stayed' up untill 6:22 am,I would have filled up 2 ashtrays,AND wouldn't be able to see my monitor for all the emptys.
But you knew that already. :D: Oh,thanks for the offer btw.

[Cheshire Figment]

Or worse, the next Paris Hilton.

There is nothing wrong with the Hilton Hotel in Paris, actually it is very nice.

[darph nader]

There is nothing wrong with the Hilton Hotel in Paris, actually it is very nice.

Is it blonde and skinny,saying "Look at me"???

[Big Wallaby]

Is it blonde and skinny,saying "Look at me"???

Actually, it looks like a giant police car, and as you walk in the front door to the lobby (which is actually the back door of the police car), the lobby is filled with the recording of someone in the Hilton family, who will remain anonymous, screaming for their mommy.