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What if frogs had wings...

ktulu wrote:What if frogs had wings...

would the wings be white meat or dark meat? and would they still taste like chicken?

and why does the chicken get credit for the taste? weren't frogs around before chickens? why don't we say "tastes like frog" about various meats?

ICStupidPeople wrote:would the wings be white meat or dark meat? and would they still taste like chicken?

and why does the chicken get credit for the taste? weren't frogs around before chickens? why don't we say "tastes like frog" about various meats?

What about the alligators! I think next time I'm eating chicken I'm going to comment that it tastes like Alligator.

I am surprised our resident Hawaiian hasn't weighed in on this issue.

leftcoaster wrote:What if the hokey pokey is equal to 42 ?

now that's deep

ktulu wrote:What about the alligators! I think next time I'm eating chicken I'm going to comment that it tastes like Alligator.

I agree! Reptiles have been given the shaft for far too long! We should file a lawsuit to have the saying changed. We need to find a good attorney to represent us. <looks around> Looks like we'll have to settle for wombat!

ICStupidPeople wrote:I agree! Reptiles have been given the shaft for far too long! We should file a lawsuit to have the saying changed. We need to find a good attorney to represent us. <looks around> Looks like we'll have to settle for wombat!

No offense. I never claimed to be good.

Big Wallaby wrote:I am surprised our resident Hawaiian hasn't weighed in on this issue.

All we've got is itty bitty Coqui frogs that snuck in on some plants from Puerto Rico. They have a 120 dB voice that drives people nuts. As for taste, they barely fit on a tooth pick so I don't what they taste like.

How deep will a frog sink in the mud? Kneedeep, kneedeep.

What do male horny toads say? Needit, needit.

What do female horny toads say? Forgetit, forgetit.

ICStupidPeople wrote:would the wings be white meat or dark meat? and would they still taste like chicken?

and why does the chicken get credit for the taste? weren't frogs around before chickens? why don't we say "tastes like frog" about various meats?

But wouldn't the real question be which came first... the chicken or the egg?
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The Chicken, definitely. Spontaneous creation is totally plausable, but what would incubate an egg that just pops into being? :p: But seriously, that is not the question. The Question is: Do chickens do the Hokey Pokey?


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