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That is plan b. He's also known to drag a small ficus tree around and hide behind it, then jump out when he gets to the front of the line. The SG's all think it's a roaming, talking ficus that smells like beer and cusses like a sailor when he stubs his toe.leftcoaster wrote:I thought Darph did more of a Ace Ventura incognito impression.
Would that be a beer-drinking lost child with a nasty cooler with worm guts all over it?ktulu wrote:disguises himself as a lost child
Oh, you've seen him!Big Wallaby wrote:Would that be a beer-drinking lost child with a nasty cooler with worm guts all over it?
And is he chanting "Righteous" the entire time?
Big Wallaby wrote:Would that be a beer-drinking lost child with a nasty cooler with worm guts all over it?
And is he chanting "Righteous" the entire time?
Yes. He was looking for his mommy. Something about milk. I didn't care to ask for details.ktulu wrote:Oh, you've seen him!
I tried that once, but a ficus tree wasn't big enough to hide me. I had to drag along a giant redwood. People got suspicious.ktulu wrote:...He's also known to drag a small ficus tree around and hide behind it, then jump out when he gets to the front of the line. ...
They don't if you do it at DCA, it worked for me! I'm in the same boat (although I'm shrinking!)BRWombat wrote:I tried that once, but a ficus tree wasn't big enough to hide me. I had to drag along a giant redwood. People got suspicious.