Stupid Guest Tricks

mechurchlady wrote:I been reading up and I am positive that the bus driver is suppose do carry us up to our room, tuck us in bed, fluff our pillows and kiss us good night.

Damn, I missed that day in core training. :p:

mechurchlady wrote:I been reading up and I am positive that the bus driver is suppose [t]o carry us up to our room, tuck us in bed, fluff our pillows and kiss us good night.

No kissing. And once they make the buses fully automated, they might as well have us do that.

Please note, the kissing part will have certain requirements. First, you must be of the gender preference we prefer as drivers (for me, female). Then, depending on your hotness factor, I choose where and how I kiss you, and you must accept whatever kind of kiss the driver chooses (and I don't know whether I am a good kisser or not... I know I can't tie cherry stems in knots without using my hands, and my wife isn't showing me how, either), and depending on your hygene, there may be a substantial nominal fee for kissing you (also applies if you are not of the driver's gender preference). There will also be a fee if the driver feels your tongue (unless previously authorized by the driver), if you happen to grope or feel up the driver without previous authorization from the driver, if you injure the driver in any way (again, unless previously authorized by your driver) or if you are a SG.


Any questions*?

*Poster retains the right to not answer questions that sound like something darph nader would ask.

Cranbiz wrote:What !!!!!! Big $$$$$ Did I miss something !!! :D:

You mean they don't pay you guys with those really big checks they give people that win things like golf tournaments?

Big Wallaby wrote:No kissing. And once they make the buses fully automated, they might as well have us do that. ...

Dang -- not even if we stay in the deluxe resorts?

BRWombat wrote:Dang -- not even if we stay in the deluxe resorts?

At deluxe hotels and in concierge rooms the bus driver does a foot massage.

mechurchlady wrote:At deluxe hotels and in concierge rooms the bus driver does a foot massage.

SWEET! I'll be upgrading to concierge! Foot massage after a long day walking in the parks wearing my keens means two things, tired/sore and smelly feet!

Will they read me a story?

ktulu wrote: Will they read me a story?

Sure.

How about choice postings from SGT.com :D:

Cranbiz wrote:How about choice postings from SGT.com :D:

I like this idea. I'll collaborate with Churchy to put all the threads here into Storybook Form... We'll work first on the Sordid Sexual Encounters (Warning: Explicit Content!!) thread, as that happens to be one of my favorites, and would love to listen to that before bed.

Big Wallaby wrote:
*Poster retains the right to not answer questions that sound like something darph nader would ask.

:hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: U R so COOL Big! :cheers: Great post! :hi5: darph is now infamous on SGT. :D:

Main Streeter wrote: :hysteria: :hysteria: :hysteria: U R so COOL Big! :cheers: Great post! :hi5: darph is now infamous on SGT. :D:

Infamous, that is like better than famous!