Can I help you find our attraction queue? Cause it's not marked "exit".

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Re: Can I help you find our attraction queue? Cause it's not marked "exit".

Post by ktulu » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:33 am

Buggy wrote:Of course it wouldn't have happened at Sea World. They don't have a dumbo ride.
But they DO have dumb o rides :D:


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Post by Princess Susi » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:25 pm

ktulu wrote:Do you put them over your knee first, or is there no time for that?

Naughty, naughty, ktulu...get your mind outa the gutter, so mine can float by... :hysteria:
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Post by Syndrome » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:15 pm

I can just see the newest promotion: Year of a Million Slaps. The Slap Squad wears those giant Mickey gloves, but not for waving...there's brass in them there knuckles!



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Re: Can I help you find our attraction queue? Cause it's not marked "exit".

Post by Shorty82 » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:07 pm

Syndrome wrote:I can just see the newest promotion: Year of a Million Slaps. The Slap Squad wears those giant Mickey gloves, but not for waving...there's brass in them there knuckles!
LOL! That'll teach the SGs a lesson!


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Re: Can I help you find our attraction queue? Cause it's not marked "exit".

Post by ktulu » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:26 pm

susislicker wrote:Naughty, naughty, ktulu...get your mind outa the gutter, so mine can float by... :hysteria:
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With all the rain we've had lately (Wombat can back me up on that one) there is plenty of room ;)

At least I didn't ask if he pulls down the pants of the hot women first! Oh wait :D:


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Post by Big Wallaby » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:34 pm

ktulu wrote:Do you put them over your knee first, or is there no time for that?
After about the fifth one, they begin enjoying the true Disney experience that I make it. Interpret that as you like.


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Post by ktulu » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:47 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:After about the fifth one, they begin enjoying the true Disney experience that I make it. Interpret that as you like.
Three words: giggity giggity allllright


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Post by Zazu » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:26 pm

Shorty82 wrote:LOL! That'll teach the SGs a lesson!
You must be new here. *NOTHING* can teach *anything* to a real SG!


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Post by ktulu » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:38 pm

Zazu wrote:You must be new here. *NOTHING* can teach *anything* to a real SG!
Sounds like a challenge for the Mythbusters!


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Post by Big Wallaby » Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:00 am

ktulu wrote:Sounds like a challenge for the Mythbusters!
Just to make sure... it'll involve explosives, right? Oh, and frozen chickens and water bottles launching someone high into the air!


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