Stupid Guest Tricks

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Dante101 wrote:"Speed 3: Curse of the Jolly Trolley"

And right after that.....
Speed 4: The Disneyland Parking Tram.
"Keep it under 14 1/2 mph or we'll explode!"

Sorry Polar, I had to do it.
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CujoSR wrote:Sorry Polar, I had to do it.
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LOL

Oh, it was a very hard choice between Jungle Cruise and the Tram... Although I still think they should give "Mr. Toad's Wild and Drunken School Bus Ride", "The Making of Tarzan: Behind the Loincloth", and "Mickey's Miserable Marijuana Movie" another chance.

Personally, I think "Autopia: The Final Collision" Would make for an excellent movie, possibly bringing in more than Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (Not like THAT'D be hard...)

Plot: NONE

Rated : R for violence, wicked insane profanity, and possibly death*

Cost: How much does a VHS tape cost? The rides made, the CMs are working, and the guests are ALREADY there.

Summary: CM (insert star's name here herin referred to as STAR) finally witnesses the LAST of his fellow CMs injured due to inattentive guests driving 300 pound cars. CM STAR then snaps and proceeds to lie in wait in the bushs for guests driving by. Little do they know that CM STAR has an improvised blade, and CM STAR slits their throat from ear to ear. CM STAR also causes cars to collide, derail off into the sub lagoon, shoves a rag into a random gas tank and lights it just as the car slips by. "AUTOPIA: The Final Collision" would be a real life documentary of a CM who has snapped, employing his former U.S. Ranger training to torment guests. Movie goers will laugh with delight as the silly DLR guests drive under the tunnel only to exit the tunnel beheaded, a rock shoved in the outer pedal to keep the vehicle going. Movie goers will cry when security finally catches up with CM STAR, but will rejoice as he gets away. "AUTOPIA: The Final Collision" COMING SOON

*Remember, no death is ever ANNOUNCED at DLR, only at the hospital!

We could always confuse the guests even more and have The Great Movie Ride Movie. Is it a ride, or a movie. Nobody knows for sure. Although I could just see guests going into the movie theatre thinking it's a ride, and it's actually a movie. They think that the ride is a movie, and who's to say that's it not when they just walk out for no apparent reason.

I'm waiting for It's a Small World: Attack Of The Dolls. Like the Simpsons episode where they go to Itchy and Scratchy Land and the robots go insane."I'll have a Duff, you'll have one too." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There are some guests who I would love to take to that. Those things are pure evil. Do not stare directly at them.

Years ago, in fact it was so long ago that it was in black and white, there was a one hour special with Jonathan Winters going through DL and riffing on all the attractions. One of the best was where he was a pirate captain on the Columbia (long before Pirates of the Carribean) and throwing the crew off the ship. This could be remade using Robin Williams.

What about Revenge of the Tiki Birds: Code H?

hobie16 wrote:Years ago, in fact it was so long ago that it was in black and white, there was a one hour special with Jonathan Winters going through DL and riffing on all the attractions. One of the best was where he was a pirate captain on the Columbia (long before Pirates of the Carribean) and throwing the crew off the ship. This could be remade using Robin Williams.

Yes it could, but given Williams' humor, it wouldn't be black & white but black & blue.

Only appropriate, as Williams has recently suggested those two colors as the ones Disney management most deserve to be.