Stupid Guest Tricks

CelebrationNM wrote:Overhead this one the other day. Gentleman in his 70s drives minivan up to a parking lot.

STAFF: Sorry Sir, the lot is closed. There is handicap parking only.
GUEST: Is being stupid a handicap?

Now that one made me think a little.

This is good. Very, very good. Made me laugh til the milk came out of my nose!!!!!!! :hysteria:
susi*still laughing*slicker

susislicker wrote:This is good. Very, very good. Made me laugh til the milk came out of my nose!!!!!!! :hysteria:
susi*still laughing*slicker

Dosn't that Sting?

I love it when I pull out of a load zone, Signal 72 (and when I go 72, I make sure I have it full), and occasionally, I'll have someone run out in front of me trying to stop the bus. Sometimes they don't understand when I don't stop, I go around the loop, open my window on my left side and explain to them (as they're standing in the middle of the road) that I can't legally stop, and even if I could they couldn't fit on my bus anyway.

Big Wallaby wrote:I love it when I pull out of a load zone, Signal 72 (and when I go 72, I make sure I have it full), and occasionally, I'll have someone run out in front of me trying to stop the bus. Sometimes they don't understand when I don't stop, I go around the loop, open my window on my left side and explain to them (as they're standing in the middle of the road) that I can't legally stop, and even if I could they couldn't fit on my bus anyway.

But...But....I want ON!! Don't you know how much I paid to be here! (HEHEHEHEHEHE)

I'm with Wallaby, My bus is NOT 72 unless it is really full. In fact, I use these two lines when filling my bus.

"Folks,if you can see the floor, there is room for more"
and
"Don't worry if you think you smell bad, everyones underarm deodorant stopped working 4 hours ago."

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:But...But....I want ON!! Don't you know how much I paid to be here! (HEHEHEHEHEHE)

Well the only room left is standing room on the roof and I didn't bring my ladder today. I also forgot my ski rope so even if you have heelies you can't ski behind the bus this trip.

(just got a wild idea for a new smilie..a bus skier being towed... And speed bump mogles (sp?). ) :D:

Randy

You could just put velcro on the outside of the bus and have those velcro suits available at each stop for the SG that wants "an extra special suprise!" in the transportation department!! (now driver, dont get too close to that building,....ooooh were gonna need a clean up crew!!)

Cranbiz wrote:"Folks,if you can see the floor, there is room for more"
and
"Don't worry if you think you smell bad, everyones underarm deodorant stopped working 4 hours ago."

"Ladies and gentlemen, please take a look behind you. If you can see the floor behind you, please fill it in. Next, check the respiration of the person behind you. If they're not having any trouble breathing, get closer." or "Check the person behind you. Shake their hand, get to know them, and if they have any personal space, take it. Where we're going, they're not going to need it."

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:You could just put velcro on the outside of the bus and have those velcro suits available at each stop for the SG that wants "an extra special suprise!" in the transportation department!! (now driver, dont get too close to that building,....ooooh were gonna need a clean up crew!!)

I guess you don't know how closely I go by brush. And at the Magic Kingdom Toll Plaza, we'll find out just how squishy a person in a Velcro suit really is.

You could "re-enact" the Indiana Jones movie, where he is driving the truck and the soldiers are climbing towrd the cab on the sides!! All you have to do is hum the music! DA da da Daaaaa, Da da daa!!

Speaking of Indiana Jones, if you wanna keep SGs from running up the queue of a ride undergoing rehab, you just get yourself a really big boulder, and let that sucker roll down the queue right at 'em! (If you've seen the first five minutes or so of "UHF", it has a parody of the "attack boulder" scene from Indiana Jones.) Be really cool if it could squash all the SGs or at least chase 'em outta the park! :D: