Stupid Guest Tricks

Main Streeter wrote:Zazu, I truly agonized over out posting you! Had no idea you were gone. I humbly apologize for causing

Naw, you earned it. I was dithering, trying to figure out what to say in post #1000 and I dithered too long.

Besides, now it's *you* the young turks are all gunning for! :twisted:

Zazu wrote:Naw, you earned it. I was dithering, trying to figure out what to say in post #1000 and I dithered too long.

Besides, now it's *you* the young turks are all gunning for! :twisted:

Young turks can gun all they wish. The more posts...the more laughs. Remember Zazu - to dither is to wither. Kidding!! ;) darph, you are so cool. I will drink your stupid pine floats in the suburban. :D: :D:

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,Welcome to SGT Arena.Site of the event of the decade,DEATH RACE 2000.And now for our contestants.In this corner,standing about this tall,and looking cute as a bugs ear.The lady from the west coast,on the east side of the street,MAAAAAIN STREETERRRRR. :D:
In this corner,weighing in as much as he did last night. Looking dapper in his hospitality outfit.the ONE and ONLY ZaaaaZuuuu.
Our last contestant is the HEAD honcho hisself,wearing his "I'M THE BOSS "hat,let's welcome CuuJooo.
Our ringside referee will be LDC,with her Taser (what a cattle prod?). :twisted:
You all know the rules
#1,no 2 faced emoticons
#2,no 3 word responces
#3, you cannot use "quotes" to fill up space
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!
(someone has too much time on his hands @ work)

darph nader wrote:(someone has too much time on his hands @ work)

darph, the "too much time" doesn't worry me. I'm now wondering what you're smoking & taking with that pop a top koolade. :koolade: U R a riot!! :D: Very glad your family doesn't listen to you cuz then we get your best. ;) & abt #2...when have I ever posted a 3 word response? ROFL

:rubs her hands together with glee and antici-say it!-pation:




Bzzzzzzzz!!!

LittleDollClaudia wrote::rubs her hands together with glee and antici-say it!-pation:




Bzzzzzzzz!!!

Oh LDC, I just knew you'd be ecstatic with this Lead position. Using a taser legally? ;) What more could you ever dream of? Hey, guess this is your YMD prize from darph. :D: Good to see those smiles from you. :)

Congratulations. I knew a lady would win. And everyone of your posts has been a delight to read.

My Prizes to you:

An empty popcorn box
A half eaten hot dog left among the toys
A lanyard full of cute cheap pins for the kids to tug on
A 1970's polyester costume
5430 Disani water bottle caps
A broken stroller to carry your prizes in

Actually you would think bird beak would have hit 2000 by now. If only I had been more active to annoy him into making the mark. Hugs ZaZu.

[quote="Main Streeter"]darph, the "too much time" doesn't worry me. I'm now wondering what you're smoking & taking with that pop a top koolade. :koolade: U R a riot!! :D: Very glad your family doesn't listen to you cuz then we get your best. ]

I don't know?

mechurchlady wrote:Actually you would think bird beak would have hit 2000 by now. If only I had been more active to annoy him into making the mark. Hugs ZaZu.

I *have* passed 2000 posts, it's just that not all of them are on this board.

And it's "Zazu", with only one upper-case Z! :zazu:

Zazu wrote:
And it's "Zazu", with only one upper-case Z! :zazu:

Oh churchy, you never fail to get zazu's feathers riled up.
we missed ya!