The Test

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14. What parks does the monorail service?

a. Magic Kingdom and Epcot only!
b. Any one that you want it to
c. Disney World only, along with its resorts and the parking lot
d. All Disney parks and Universal or Sea World

15. If you see your child using their Heelies to skate across a bench or wall, the proper action to take is to...

a. Ignore them and get pissed off when someone asks them to get down
b. Watch helplessly as they fall to the ground, breaking their head open, and get mad at them for ruining your vacation
c. Tell them they need to get down before they hurt themselves or someone else around them
d. Join them using your own Heelies and share in their enjoyment (and pain, once you fall on top of them)

[tacoboy]

13. Where can you meet Dora the Explorer or Diego?

sad to say, swiper swipped the budget for universal studios so nick studios went bye bye.
they can still be seen at the nick hotel though.


any moving on


16. Cast members are
a)your personal baby sitters
b)people trained to give you the best possible service and protect your safety all for minimum wage
c)the person you yell at when you yourself can not keep track of time
d)the person who you must ignore at all costs just to piss them off

17. Disney world means:
a)the Magic kingdom
b)the place with sleeping beauty's castle
c)the whole of the walt disney world resort including all the parks, DTD, the hotels and all recreation
d)universal studios/IOA

18. When a cast member is speiling you:
a)interupt them
b) memorize and deliver same speil verbaitum
c)scream the words "in bed" between each safety insruction (i.e. remain seated "in bed", enjoy your ride "in bed")
d)remain quiet and listen for important safety information as well as entertaining dialogue

19. "No flash photography" means:
a)only one photo won't matter
b)exactly what it implies
c)get out your professional grade flash and tripod. the sisters in chicago need to see all of "its tough to be a bug"
d)you should use external video lighting instead

[ucfsweetie82]

The Great Movie Ride is
a) a ride
b) a walking tour
c) a movie theater
d) an exhibit

When your child is scared of a ride, you should
a) tell them its ok and the ride isn't scary
b) tell the rest of your party you are going to take the child elsewhere and meet them after the ride
c) tell the child to suck it up and deal with it
d) drag the child screaming on the ride

When you can't get a prime viewing spot for a parade or show you should
a) wish you had gotten there earlier, look at your parkmap and see if there is another show or find a place that hasn't been taken yet
b) take your family of four and stuff them on the end of a row or in a spot big enough for one
c) wait until a member of someone else's party leaves, jump in and tell the rest of the family, "Move your feet, lose your seat"
d) shove another family out of the way, explaining how you spent so much money on this vacation

If you are with someone on a wheelchair or ECV, or who has a GAC card, and are let into the alternant entrance and the CM is doing something else such as loading, or helping another guest, the appropriate thing to do is
a) yell and snap your fingers at the CM
b) open the chain and go into the vehicle on your own
c) wait patiently and if not acknowledged within 5 minutes politely say excuse me
d) don't worry about the alternant entrance, just let yourself through the exit

Having a wheelchair, ecv, or a gac card(except the green light one), allows you to
a) skip the lines
b) Easier access to the park due to a disability
c) scream at the castmember because your wait wasn't shorter than the standby line
d) ram into the people in front of you in line to get to the handicapped entrance

[Syndrome]

Hope y'all don't mind a few from Disney Cruise Line:

The purpose of the safety drill is:
a) The time when you are given very important information that could save your life in an emergency.
b) To provide a cool photo opportunity in those orange Sponge Bob life vests.
b) To allow you to sit around discuss your plans for the week with your family (you'll have to speak loudly to be heard over those annoying CMs giving the safety instructions).

The proper way to go through a buffet line with your child is:
a) To assist them with putting food on their plate.
b) Letting them feel "grown up" by letting them serve themselves, even if that means slopping food all over and even snatching it with their hands.
c) To encourage them to grab/taste things to see if they like 'em; if not, then they can just toss 'em back.

If your child starts screaming and crying in the Walt Disney Theater during a stage show, you should:
a) Leave the theater with the child until he/she calms down.
b) Do nothing. If the people around you don't like it, they can darned well leave.
c) Try to distract the child by loudly narrating the show for them: "Look! It's Fairy Godmother! She just said Cinderella can't go to the ball looking like that! I'll be she's gonna use her magic wand."

The crew members on the ship:
a) Should be treated with respect.
b) Are there to act as your personal slaves and to be abused at your whim.
c) Can be treated disrespectfully, since they're just a bunch of people from foreign countries who should be glad to have a job.

The "Adults Only" signs at Cove Cafe, the adult pool, and the adult beach mean:
a) Only for people over 18.
b) Only for people over 18, except for your 17 3/4 year old son...and your 15 and 12 year old daughters, since you're there as a family.
c) Only for people over 18, except for YOUR special child, who doesn't want to swim in the crowded Goofy pool.

[DLRFantasmic!Dan]

In responce to DLRs test
#1 d
#2 Hong Kong
#3 a,b,c
#4 c&d
#5 a,b&d
#6 c
#7 d
#8 a,c&d
#9 a,b&d
#10 b,c&d
Hey, this iz two eezee. :p:

HEY!! One answer only per question, lol!! :D It's a multiple guess test. :p

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Go ahead and bring in questions from any Disney theme park or Disney owned property(cruise line, DTD, etc.)...seeing as this test pertains to anything Disney!

[StephM]

Hope y'all don't mind a few from Disney Cruise Line:
The purpose of the safety drill is:
b) To allow you to sit around discuss your plans for the week with your family (you'll have to speak loudly to be heard over those annoying CMs giving the safety instructions).

ARRRGH!! These people were in our group last week!

This one applies anywhere:

Signs are for:
a. Informing you of policies, procedures, rules, directions, etc. so they should be read and followed.
b. Pretty decorations.
c. For your little "darlings" to swing from.
d. To be ignored. You are on vacation...do these people really expect you to READ???

[darph nader]

HEY!! One answer only per question, lol!! :D It's a multiple guess test. :p

Well,EXCUUUSE ME. You didn't specifiy. The answer to question # 875 is YES.

[LittleDollClaudia]

This one applies anywhere:

Signs are for:
a. Informing you of policies, procedures, rules, directions, etc. so they should be read and followed.
b. Pretty decorations.
c. For your little "darlings" to swing from.
d. To be ignored. You are on vacation...do these people really expect you to READ???

(That one in particular made me laugh so hard I almost had hot chocolate come out my nose. I gotta stop reading this stuff at work.)

Anyhow, a couple more for you.

When you see a character, do you:

A-push and shove your way to the front, knocking down any fools that get in the way for that SPECIAL pic with Goofy?
B-line up patiently and wait your turn to have your moment with Belle?
C-make an ass of yourself by being inappropriate and get slapped by that character?
D-complain to the CM when the character has to go backstage and follow them until you get your autograph for little "Johnny"?

During your ride, do you:
A-sit there and talk about your latest trip to the hospital, loud enough to be heard over the cannon fire in Pirates?
B-splash water at each other or try to stand up
C-stay quiet enjoying the sights and sounds of the attraction
D-take as many flash pictures as you can and continue to do so even after a CM asks you not to?

[ucfsweetie82]

You are on an attraction and your cell phone rings. You
a. answer it and when something from the attraction is louder than you scream louder into the phone
b. answer it and talk walkee talkee style
c.answer it and tell the attraction in great detail
d. wait until you are off the attraction and call the person back