Stupid Guest Tricks

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:18 pm**

Some fava beans and a nice chianti might do the trick.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:50 pm**

If it is Tourist Seasom, what is my limit?

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:00 pm**

Nah...SG's would probably just give them diarrhea anyway. Then you'd have to clean that up as well.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:43 pm**

Cheshire Figment wrote:If it is Tourist Seasom, what is my limit?

As many as you can carry? :D:

Rosie

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:19 pm**

A number of years ago the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh and his followers were attempting to take control of a rural county in Oregon. During hunting season signs started to appear that read, "Hunting Season Open, Bhagwan Today."

Posted: **Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:57 pm**

a related thought...daily, from Kilimanjaro Safaris:

Wilson:That old bridge has seen better days, and I'm sure our shifty-eyed friends the crocodiles know it
SG: Oooh! Look at all the alligators!!!
Driver: Roger Wilson, we see those crocodiles and I'm sure they see us.
SG: Let me get a picture of the alligators!!!
Driver: These are Nile CROCODILES, they get much larger than American Alligators, up to 20 feet long.
SG: I bet these Alligators aren't real.
Driver throws off microphone in disgust and drives the rest of the Safari without speiling at all.

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