Stupid Guest Tricks

This isn't Disney related, but at my park, Six Flags Great Adventure, we have a fast pass system that you need to pay for, which is actually now called FlashPass (It was called FastLane), and they give you this little device called a Q-Bot.

Well, me and a bunch of my friends are walking out of Superman Ultimate Flight and we hear a woman ask a man she was with this question: "Hey! What does the vibrator say?" We were laughing so hard :p: . I looked at my friend and said, "I don't know, ET or GASM?" This happened on September 9th, and we are still laughing about it. And

The last time I was at EPCOT. When I entered the line for Test track, this man infront me nevewr went on it, so I was talking to him, and he asked me these following questions:

Him: "Is this a roller coaster?"
Me: "No, it's a fast thrill ride, but not a coaster."
Him: "Does this go fast?"
Me (Thinking if this person is deaf): "Yes!"
Him: "Does this go upside down?"
Me: "No" (In my mind I'm thinking, "No tracked ride (non coaster) goes upside down! But you are probably too dumb to comprehend that!")
Him: "All right thanks!"

My favorite is when people go on Alien Encounter/Stitch's Great Mistake, and asks if it's a spinning ride!

-Dainan "The list can go on forever" Rafferty

Disgruntled Ride Operator wrote:“Does this ride go upside down?”

A: "Not if it's working right."
B: "If it does, we're ALL in trouble!"

“If I die, I’m gonna sue!”

Who said anything about anyone finding out you did? ;)

The stupidest thing that I ever heard from a customer was from a call I received while working in a cell phone call center. Apparently the woman received a high bill and was transferred to my department which was the wrong department. This how the call went:

ME-thank you for calling T-Mobile how may I help you?
SG-I'm going to kill you!! My bill is too high!! I want my money back!! I'm going to cut your head off and stab you!!!
ME-Ok ma'am please calm down and give me your mobile number.
SG-(very politely gives the number) (then screaming again) you better fix my bill!! I'm going to kill you!! I know where you are!! I'm going to kill you!! You are in New York!!! I'm coming to kill you!! you better fix my bill!!! (the call center is actually in Louisiana and the apparently foreign customer was in New Jersey)
ME-Ma'am that is a customer care issue. Please hold.
SG-(very calmly) Ok I'll hold.

My supervisor had picked up the line and was listening and I didn't know that she was. When she told me that she heard the call I thought for sure that I was in trouble for not calming the customer down more before transferring, but she came over and was laughing and said "You did better than me I would have been freaked out." My reply to this was why worry she's headed to New York.

I term'd a spammer and he told me that what I was doing to him made him want to kill me. So I told him to come on out, we have more gun owners per capita than any other state. The rest of the conversation was very civil after that :)