Stupid Guest Tricks

leftcoaster wrote:"It depends. If they don't weigh that much, I might be able to hold one person for a few minutes. If it's a kid, and I can put them on my shoulder, probably for a few hours."

You realize I'm using that one, right? :D:

ThunderCat wrote:You realize I'm using that one, right? :D:

Go for it! :)

On my last day i'm gonna use this one.

Guest: How many people are here today?

Me: More than we want to see...so GET OUT!

darph nader wrote:Hell. Just do quick scan,and say"all of them"

You win sir.

When I was teaching I would always start class on time. To do otherwise reinforces negative behavior. Whenever someone pointed out that there were missing students I'd reply, "All the important people are here."

The thing is, when I did the CP, we were told never to tell anyone how many guests were in the park at a given time due to safety issues.

AlpineDL wrote:You win sir.

Hell,I stole that from T-2,Judgement Day.

Ugh, I hated when people stupidly asked me on obvious busy days (i.e. Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc) that question. My reply should have been two-TOO MANY!

I usually end up telling guests "think somewhere between a baseball stadium and football stadium" as to the capacity of Disneyland. Usually this vague answer has them going away even more confused than they were before they asked me.