Stupid Guest Tricks

Guest: You're lying we're on a track!
Me: Hey boat partner! Hit that rock for me. Everyone stop paddling.
-Seconds latter we hit the rock-

Guest: Don't you have a moter?
Me: Yes we do, we have 20 of them, they look like this -indicates paddle-
Answer 2: Yes we do, we're just out of gas so we passed out paddles today.

Off mic in Gangster:
As long as that light stays green, we're ok
*Light turns red*
. . .Uh oh.

I dont know if this is true or not but apparently one time during a gangsters last show before they left GMR, when the cat in the can goes crazy, he said "Whoa, someone should feed that thing"

SG: You mean I have to get off here and walk back to my car?
CM: Yes, that's correct.
SG: Well, THAT'S stupid! You're supposed to drive me all the way back to my car!
CM: I'm sorry but the trams wont fit in the upper levels of the parking structure.

BRWombat wrote:I'm curious, what other memorable comments have you heard, bpgstudios?? That ride's bound to bring out the worst in some people.

I get people asking me how I can stand that song all the time, to which I reply "I dont even hear it anymore."
Ive heard guests at unload thanking god, a few scream things like "Its OVER!" When we cascade some people get real annoyed and at unload usually inform us that they were stuck in that wretched hell for 20 minutes (at most its ever 5). We will mute the audio if the attraction goes down for more than 5 or 10 minutes I beleive. People often try to get out of the boats ASAP, and we have to keep em seated. If someone stands at the lift/ready belts, ive seen other CMs tell them if they dont sit down, we cant move the boats forward, and then your stuck here FOREVER! That usually makes them sit their ass down.

Some of the things I used to hear the Train Bandits say:
(Guest with MM on shirt, etc.), "You got a rat on your shirt!"
(With Spiderman on shirt), "You got a spider on your shirt; want me to kill it?"
(With Winnie-the-Pooh), "Oh, pee-yoo! You got POOH on your shirt! Better go clean that off!"
(Alternate, guest with other park character on shirt), "Wrong park!"
At the end of the ride:"Folks, I'm gonna tell you something my daddy told me on my 18th birthday; The ride's over, get out or start paying rent!" (R.I.P. Train Bandit Hiram; passed away after Christmas 2004, cancer at age 24. This was his signature joke.)
Bandits going through train: "Anybody here got any gold nuggets? Got any silver nuggets? How about chicken nuggets--I'm gettin' hungry!"

I enter a guest bathroom because my store's is locked and a guest asks me the following: "who are you and what are you doing here?"
and my reply (stolen from an old episode of Police Squad)
"I work here....and i work here"