Stupid Guest Tricks

The one day I worked at Wicket's Warehouse on SWW:

I was doing line control and there was no line, so I was just playing with the light saber when a male Guest comes up to me. He looked like someone straight out of the Rolling Stones or Def Leppard..lol. Anyway- he gestures to the registers behind me,
"What's all this you have here...?"
Me: I just look at him...I dont understand what he is asking much less think of a single thing to say. Finally "What's all what?"
Guest: "What do we do here?"
Me: Realizing that yes, he was actually asking me that question. "This is where you pay."
Guest: "Oh, for the pictures" *point over to Amazing Photo*
Me: "No, you pay over there for that. This is for the merchandise."
Guest: "Ohh." Looks around the warehouse like he hasnt seen anything else in there before right then "ohhh," he says again, smiles, thanks me and walks off.

I retold this to my manager later on. She found it as hilarious and disturbing as I had.

I just returned from WDW and as a guest had a similar experience as the original posters.

We were waiting in the Stand-by line for Kilimanjaro and this woman is attempting to push her way through the line and I wasn't moving.

The following is an actual OnStar conversation:

Woman: Excuse me, we need to get passed you
Me: Why?
Woman: We have fast-passes
Me: This is the stand-by line, the fast past entrance is over there.
Woman: They told us it didn't matter.
Me: huh?
Woman: They told us it didn't matter until you got up to the front.
Me: (perplexed) I guess it doesn't matter if you want to wait 40 min. but if you want to actually use your fast pass you need to use that line over there.

Woman then turns and leaves mumbling something..

I'm still confused...

Juggling Freak

JugglingFreak wrote:I just returned from WDW and as a guest had a similar experience as the original posters.

We were waiting in the Stand-by line for Kilimanjaro and this woman is attempting to push her way through the line and I wasn't moving.

The following is an actual OnStar conversation:

Woman: Excuse me, we need to get passed you
Me: Why?
Woman: We have fast-passes
Me: This is the stand-by line, the fast past entrance is over there.
Woman: They told us it didn't matter.
Me: huh?
Woman: They told us it didn't matter until you got up to the front.
Me: (perplexed) I guess it doesn't matter if you want to wait 40 min. but if you want to actually use your fast pass you need to use that line over there.

Woman then turns and leaves mumbling something..

I'm still confused...

Juggling Freak

HAHA!! That is great!