Stupid Guest Tricks

2 blondes are trying to unlock the door of the convertable with a coat hanger. The first one says: "I can't get the door unlocked". The second one says: "Hurry up and try harder, it's starting to rain and the top is down!!"

(my fav. blonde joke ever)

One blonde is driving down the street when she sees another blonde rowing a boat in a dirt field. She pulls over and gets out of her car. She yells at the first blonde, "You know it's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name. And if I could swim, I would kick your ass!"

Yeah, I know..but damn it's funny.

I thought it was an old joke. 3 blondes are driving to Anaheim to visit the park.Half a mile before they get there they see a sign that reads"Disneyland Left" .So they turned around and went home.