Re: What part of 'No Flash Photography' do you not understand?
Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 9:09 pm
Obviously, you should work at the Discworld theme park when and if it ever opens as you have a very Pratchett sense of humor! :)Driver_dylan wrote:A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...... Oh sorry, I’ve been feeling really spaced out lately.
A while back, when I was at Earthquake, I once got in trouble for spieling the following: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I ask you to refrain from flash photography while inside our theater as you will only succeed in blinding me causing me to stumble off the stage, falling and crushing any loved ones you have in the front row.” It was funny because I am very large.
PS: During training I said this instead of the normal loading spiel: please move all the way to the end of the row. Please do not attempt to sit on the lean rails for they are call lean rails for a reason and that would defeat their purpose. Please do not stand on the lean rails for that is just plain ridiculous.
Ohh the memories.