Stupid Guest Tricks

yeah, book is where my spiels lose it...

i'll be at one place, and be talking about another.

especially if my mind is wandering.

hhsrat wrote:Ooh! Safari Bloopers! I've had my share
others I've heard but haven't said:
- identified termite mounds as thompson's gazelles
- claimed that elephants like to hide behind termite mounds
- claimed that a flamingo was the fastest land animal, running at up to 70 miles per hour
- confused black and white rhinos

Next time I am on Safari with someone and the annoying Guest behind me whines about not being able to see the elephants (or anything else)I am going to turn around and tell her "They like to hide behind termite mounds" :D:

Friend of mine once said to a guest at Buzz as she walked away: "Your a C**T.... Jeez". The Guest turned around and said "What did you just say!?" He replied "I said Your on the Hunt for the Z's"

in autospiel mode I would always call the african bull elephant a bengal tiger.

I'm sure there are more, I'll remember them eventually

I did this one yesterday, proving that I need at LEAST 8 hours of sleep before I do a 9.5 hour jungle shift!!!

I went into the african veldt and said "we're now entering the african veldt its an area of the jungle where the hand of man has never before set foot"

Then went into the hippo pool and said "we're now entering the african veldt its an area of the jungle where the hand of man has never before set foot"

Fortunately three people laughed so I played it off as if I meant to say that and congratulated them on paying attention. Everyone so thought I did it on purpose and In my head I was thinking oh dear god please send me home!!!!!

I hate being at jungle when I can't be my usual lively self. I feel bad for the people on my boat when I can't give it my all. Good thing no one listens to us anyway.

Stduck wrote:During The Parade:

"Please continue all the way through the walkway this is not a firework viewing area"

During the Fireworks

"Please continue all the way throught the walkway there is plenty of parade viewing in the middle of main street"

I did the same exact thing during Pyro, lol!!

"Stay to your left.....errrrrrrrr.I mean right for parade, ummmmmmmm............... fireworks viewing and to your left to exit the park!!" LOL

I was in the gangster scene as a Tour Guide on the Movie Ride and I looked right at a guest and said the gangster lines. "Shut up you two. . . " realized what I had said and shut up at that point. The funny thing is that the two guests I yelled that line at were talking to each other.

Heard a story from a friend about an incident a few years back at Great Movie Ride. AS one of the cars was traveling into the Wizard of Oz Scene it broke down stopping halfway into Oz and Halfway into the Sorcerer Mickey scene, unfortunatley the car bahind had begun to move out of the Casbalanca Scene and into the Sorcerer Scene because the "Guide" had the green light to continue. The Guides back was turned to the "Guests" and she had begun her spiel. (Supposed to be "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as the Sorcerer's Apprentice...")
Well the spiel started as normal, until the car slamed into the car in front of it, and was delivered as: "And here, ladies and gentlemen is Mickey Mouse in his most famous role as (blam!)..Jesus Christ!" .

As far as Disney goes...I thought it was Esiner who was Jesus Christ (Or so he thinks).

Either way, that was well...Best...Line...Ever (For the moment)

i had a fellow cast member get so flustered at a guest once, she blurted out " it's not my fart!" she meant to say it's not my fault. everyone just burst into laughter. i just kept telling her she can't blame it on the dog.thankfully the guest was laughing harder than we were.

**Working at One Fish, Two Fish after being at Caroseussel most of the day** "Welcoming all boys and girls to the Caroseussel" (remember, I'm working at Fish, not at Caro.)