Stupid Guest Tricks

Whenever I'm not at work and I see kids climbing somewhere, running, anything with high potential for injury, my boyfriend and I both start chanting, softly, 'fall, fall, fall' At work, I tell them to get down anywhere else, I just wanna laugh.

here's a good one, (yes this is an old topic)
you go into an area crowded with yellow mickey ponchos (you know which ones) and yell in your most authoritative voice
"HEY! YOU IN THE YELLOW!!!!" I promise that almost everyone will look at you with a look of confusion

Play a game of "dodge the roof drainage" on the back of a tram. I had it down to a science.. moving from one side of the platform to the other on certain direction turns, missing the water that spills out of the drain that is easily clogged.

On a related note, giggling at the guests who ignore my warning of "if you sit in the back row, you will get drenched. The drain overflows." They would rather ignore me and get a seat.

I also have always gotten some amusement out of plastering parking tags onto people's windshields. If you put them under the wipers when it rains, they will be in the way, and make a mushy paper pulp mess when they use the wipers. Instead, we use the water as "glue" and slap tags onto the top of windshields. :)

I make my own fun.

Stduck wrote:....doing guest control with an umbrella. People try to pitty us but I tell em I am having fun.

And then the guests asks to borrow your umbrella so they can keep dry and tell you that you are there for them, or some BS like that. One time during New Years Eve, I lent my umbrella to a guest from the King and Queens bathrroms, formely know as the Prince and Princess restrooms, near Alice to ALL THE WAY to the main gate. I got so soaking wet!!!