Reminds me of the joke with the punch line, "The bottle has a hole in the bottom and she doesn't."GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Ther was an old Twilite Zzone episode about a mobster that died and went to heaven, he always won at the casino, always had the hot babes, etc. etc. he got very board after a week of always winning at everything.
turns out it wasnt heaven!!
hehehehehhehee
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I remember that episode. That was so creepy and cool -- the gangster's every wish was granted as soon as he uttered it, and there was no longer any chance to the gambling games. He liked it at first, but got more and more frustrated as time went on. I [heart] Twilight Zone!GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Ther was an old Twilite Zzone episode about a mobster that died and went to heaven, he always won at the casino, always had the hot babes, etc. etc. he got very board after a week of always winning at everything.
turns out it wasnt heaven!!
hehehehehhehee
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BRWombat wrote:I remember that episode. That was so creepy and cool -- the gangster's every wish was granted as soon as he uttered it, and there was no longer any chance to the gambling games. He liked it at first, but got more and more frustrated as time went on. I [heart] Twilight Zone!
And if I remember right, Sebastian Cabot played the on-call "help" named "PIP" Decidedly not in a "Mr. French" role!!
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They did a spoof of that on "Futurama". Well, it was that episode combined with the twist endings of about three or for other episodes..
I found a clip here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcN8ExFlzGk
It's all four "Scary Door" bits they did. The one in question is the 2nd. Unfortunately, they cut the punch line out of it. After all the twist ending in a row, it cuts back to Bender and Fry on the couch where Bender states "Saw it coming.."
Note: The video is mirrored for some reason, but still watchable..
Maurice LaMarche does the Rod Serilng imitation. He also does a great Orson Wells. (He was the voice of Brain on "Pinky and the Brain")
I found a clip here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcN8ExFlzGk
It's all four "Scary Door" bits they did. The one in question is the 2nd. Unfortunately, they cut the punch line out of it. After all the twist ending in a row, it cuts back to Bender and Fry on the couch where Bender states "Saw it coming.."
Note: The video is mirrored for some reason, but still watchable..
Maurice LaMarche does the Rod Serilng imitation. He also does a great Orson Wells. (He was the voice of Brain on "Pinky and the Brain")
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Are you pondering what I'm pondering?JugglingFreak wrote:Maurice LaMarche does the Rod Serilng imitation. He also does a great Orson Wells. (He was the voice of Brain on "Pinky and the Brain")
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Who does the voice of Rod Serling on Tower of Terror?JugglingFreak wrote: Maurice LaMarche does the Rod Serilng imitation. He also does a great Orson Wells. (He was the voice of Brain on "Pinky and the Brain")
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Rod Serling. Cut together from various tape recordings.Ms. Matterhorn wrote:Who does the voice of Rod Serling on Tower of Terror?
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Sort of. Up to and including "this as you may know is a" is Rod, after that it is a impersonator.darph nader wrote:Rod Serling. Cut together from various tape recordings.
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Yep, then it is taken over by Mark Silverman.kurtisnelson wrote:Sort of. Up to and including "this as you may know is a" is Rod, after that it is a impersonator.