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Re: The Worst of the Worst SG's

Post by Lasolimu » Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:04 am

darph nader wrote:btw, I'm a card carrying member of PETA :twisted:

(I know,old joke) :(
Don't worry about telling old jokes, they are still around for a reason.

PETA is a very insane group as evidenced by what their founder's real goal, "We want the total abolition of animal cruelty and death." Clearly she wants to find a way to make it so animals will never die; I don't think she understands nature. Their cofounder is diabetic and is on insulin and tells us, "I don't see myself as a hypocrite, I need my life to fight for the rights of animals." What PETA wants is for all animals everywhere to be set free; they think they will magically live together in peace. I see three possibilities for this group, they are on the spectrum, they are stupid, or they are just insane.

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Post by Main Streeter » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:09 am

darph nader wrote:(I know,old joke) :(
& whatelse do we ever expect from you. :rolleyes:



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Post by GaTechGal » Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:28 am

BW, thanks for taking care of those stupid, insensitive jerks. It's obvious that they act that way all the time since their wives thanked you for standing up to them. Hugs and continued healing.



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Post by darph nader » Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:50 pm

GaTechGal wrote:BW, thanks for taking care of those stupid, insensitive jerks. It's obvious that they act that way all the time since their wives thanked you for standing up to them. Hugs and continued healing.
I just hope the wives gave them a good ass-chewing when they got home :twisted: And in front of the kids,so they can learn by example.


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Post by Syndrome » Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:31 pm

Good God, I've been busy so I just read this. I hate to say it, but the world would be a better place if that asshat's mother had died of bone cancer the day she conceived him. I hope someone makes a joke when he loses someone he loves someday...but with that sort of arrogance (and willingness to embarrass his family), I wonder if he's even capable of caring that much.



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Post by BWILover » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:00 pm

Hang in there BW. What is sad is that the his kids would not get the "example" the wife would be setting because they have probably started learning his personality already. What an ass :mad:



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Post by hobie16 » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:32 pm

Here's an example of an SG off the reservation:

"I work at a national chain bookstore and a customer wanted to return a gift he got from a different bookstore that went out of business. Forget the fact it wasn't bought from us, or the fact the customer didn't have a receipt, and forget the added insult that the product was used(the pages were written on), but it was a 2006 wall calendar. When asked why he wanted to return a 3-year-old calendar, the customer stated he just got divorced and did not want anything his wife got him and he figured all bookstores were the same. We are thinking this is why she divorced him in the first place."


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Post by darph nader » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:36 pm

hobie16 wrote:Here's an example of an SG off the reservation:

"I work at a national chain bookstore and a customer wanted to return a gift he got from a different bookstore that went out of business. Forget the fact it wasn't bought from us, or the fact the customer didn't have a receipt, and forget the added insult that the product was used(the pages were written on), but it was a 2006 wall calendar. When asked why he wanted to return a 3-year-old calendar, the customer stated he just got divorced and did not want anything his wife got him and he figured all bookstores were the same. We are thinking this is why she divorced him in the first place."
No shit. Probably wanted his virginity back somewhere along the line.


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Post by hobie16 » Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:51 pm

darph nader wrote:No shit. Probably wanted his virginity back somewhere along the line.
Remember the Runaway Bride from Georgia? Her fiancee was suppose to be a born again virgin. How does that work? I want to be a born again Harvard Law grad.


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Post by DisneyMom » Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:18 am

hobie16 wrote:Remember the Runaway Bride from Georgia? Her fiancee was suppose to be a born again virgin. How does that work? I want to be a born again Harvard Law grad.
I think if you do without for 10 years, you get it back( your virginity, not a Harvard Law Degree! ;) )
Maybe Wombat knows (about the Law Degree,silly!:p :)


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