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Re: Monorail SG

Post by Honda Enoch » Tue May 26, 2009 1:18 pm

Zazu wrote:True, but the stupider the guest, the more likely I am to send them up I-4.

For the truly obnoxious, I recommend SR-417!

:eek: NO!!! Not 417 !!!!! You evil person you. *Wonders if they EVER made it to Universal at all...*

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I know what that's like from the same reasons. Ex Firefighter, Air Force, CAP, and Boy Scouts turned me into a "Look for the nearest Fire extinguisher, exit, and emergency phone" when I enter a room or anything.



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Re: Monorail SG

Post by Doctor McKey » Tue May 26, 2009 3:16 pm

Honda Enoch wrote:I know what that's like from the same reasons. Ex Firefighter, Air Force, CAP, and Boy Scouts turned me into a "Look for the nearest Fire extinguisher, exit, and emergency phone" when I enter a room or anything.
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Re: Monorail SG

Post by Big Wallaby » Wed May 27, 2009 12:11 am

I can't believe I missed this a few months ago. I have to put in my two cents, even if for that part of the thread it is posthumously...
Monorail Piglet wrote:Nah, they just get the kid to go potty at the nearest tree (or in one case, a monorail) when the restroom is about a good 10-20 feet away.
Or pick any outdoor Cast break area...


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Re: Monorail SG

Post by crash » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:23 am

Ok so I know that I am new to WDW and The monorail crew but I had to make a post about what I saw last night on the concourse with a lady and her family. As the train returned to the station after the round trip I could tell the driver was visibly upset. I went up to the driver and asked her if she was ok and she began to tell me about how the mother demanded that her 2 year old be allowed to drive the train, and when she was told that that would not be allowed she began to cuss and berate the driver and threaten her job for not allowing a video of her daughter driving the train. Now I know why a few of you in the form are always laughing about what people do when they hit the turnstyle. Im sure Ill get to the point that Big Wallaby is at everyday. :)



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Re: Monorail SG

Post by hobie16 » Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:46 am

Where's the ejection seat button when you really need it?


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Re: Monorail SG

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:16 pm

I wonder if that mom read on some other board that it is a "FACT" a kid can take over the controls of a large vehicle with many passengers safety at risk, just so mommie can video the budding SG!


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Post by Whazzup » Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:50 pm

Hi Crash and Welcome to SGT! Now THAT'S an SG story. :D: Pretty good for your first post. Too bad it has to be for such a shocking story. :eek:

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Re: Monorail SG

Post by Doctor McKey » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:04 pm

hobie16 wrote:Where's the ejection seat button when you really need it?
Well... we have been waiting for a replacment to come in.... SOmeone in shop sent me this said it is going to be the temp. replacment till the hardwired one gets sent to us.

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Re: Monorail SG

Post by felinefan » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:16 pm

Any parent who thinks they can let their two year old drive a monorail, or any other vehicle for a stupid video should have their parental rights taken away and sterilized. Seriously. Do you guys ever wish you had a direct line to Child Protective Services?

I hope that driver called a manager and had that stupid woman escorted from the park, etc., and never allowed back in again until the kid was 18. And what would be the title of such a video? "The Last Time Junior saw Mommy Before She Got Taken Away for Child Endangerment, as Well as Endangering the Lives and Safety of Others"? Oh, that's too long; cut it to "Why Junior No Longer Lives With His Biological Parents."


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Re: Monorail SG

Post by BRWombat » Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:55 pm

crash wrote:Ok so I know that I am new to WDW and The monorail crew but I had to make a post about what I saw last night on the concourse with a lady and her family. As the train returned to the station after the round trip I could tell the driver was visibly upset. I went up to the driver and asked her if she was ok and she began to tell me about how the mother demanded that her 2 year old be allowed to drive the train, and when she was told that that would not be allowed she began to cuss and berate the driver and threaten her job for not allowing a video of her daughter driving the train. Now I know why a few of you in the form are always laughing about what people do when they hit the turnstyle. Im sure Ill get to the point that Big Wallaby is at everyday. :)
Hey, Crash! Scary story, but fortunately we have a smilie ready-made for this situation:

:monotoss: :D:

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