Umm, I just don't know if this is appropriate for kids

[Ms. Matterhorn]

Did Tom Lehrer write "Vatican Rag"?

First you get down on your knees
And fiddle with your rosaries
Bow your head with great respect
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect

Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the pontiff
Ave Maria, gee it's good to see ya,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.

Get in line in that processional
Step into that small confessional
There the man who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original

If it is, then, play it safer
Drink the wine and chew the wafer
2, 4, 6, 8
Time to transsubstantiate! :twisted:

[Purpura]

Yes, Tom Lehrer did.

[aixia]

This reminds me of a certain day in 8th grade science. The subject was organisms. My teacher picked a student to read aloud from the text book. Suddenly, we were learning all about orgasms.

Hee! This happened in my class too! Puts a whole new spin on it, eh?

[techie-13]

I hope I don't run into this when I'm at DLR next Summer. I suspect that for the rest of the day I'd be embarrassing my wife by loudly asking, "When do we get to ride the tramp again? I wanna ride the tramp!" :p:

You're not the only one. My husband would do it too!

[Big Wallaby]

I'm reminded of a story I heard the other day from a manager at Jungle Cruise, about the time when he was a skipper and the boat ahead of his died, so he had to stall for time. He decided in this case to do that by ponting out all the animals nearby. There was a jungle duck... and a jungle squirrel... and there was a jungle bunny... and... suddenly he realized what he had just said. Thankfully, those who would be offended by such a remark were laughing, I would assume realizing nothing was meant by it.

Okay, I know I am a bad person to ask this, but how many people can ride the Disneyland tramp at the same time?

And seriously, I wonder if that attendant has been informed of their mistake... while entertaining, it really needs to stop.

We'll save Australia
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo
We'll build an All American amusement park there
They got surfin', too

The Marsupial Welcoming Committee thanks you. No wombats or wallabies should ever be hurt. Ever. Now, helmeted guineafowl, on the other hand...

Hee! This happened in my class too! Puts a whole new spin on it, eh?

I had a high school science teacher who would refer to any cavity, armpits or the pituitary gland merely as "pits". Was the source of Little Wallaby and her best friend's nicknames for each other.