I second that!!! KudosGuest Relations King wrote:Thank you to my fellow Guest Relations Cast Member who wrote this.
The Commonly Asked Question List
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haha, those are all great!
Well, not this one after what happend to Javier at MK earlier this month :(
Well, not this one after what happend to Javier at MK earlier this month :(
StupidGuestTricks wrote: "What happened to that Rocket Rods ride?"
We had to retire it after a drunk guest swerved off the track and
flattened Pluto.
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Can we say Ouch :shock:DisneyPrincess wrote:haha, those are all great!
Well, not this one after what happend to Javier at MK earlier this month :(
StupidGuestTricks wrote: "What happened to that Rocket Rods ride?"
We had to retire it after a drunk guest swerved off the track and
flattened Pluto.
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[quote="StupidGuestTricks"]From: Polar polar_33@y... <]
I go for "It's at home with the T.V and the VCR" or "Whenever you check it out at the library and put it in your VCR and press "Play".
I go for "It's at home with the T.V and the VCR" or "Whenever you check it out at the library and put it in your VCR and press "Play".
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Hey, you would be surprised at how many people will SERIOUSLY ask that. The funnier thing about it, is that there is a lunch pail (or something like it) with Mickey, Donald, and Goofy on it. Goofy seriously asks Mickey what time the 7:00 parade startsDisneyland RR Guy wrote:What time does the 8pm parde start? :shock:
I am not saying Stupidity should be illegal or anything!! But lets just remove the warning labels from hazardous items and let the problem solve itself.Author Unknown
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re: maps
You know I never really quite believed the one about the park maps.. People automatically grab them as they come in usually without thinking I guess. I couldn't understand how you can do that.. but I guess I'm too used to going to Amusement parks in general, so I take those things for granted. So the other day I'm up by the gates and several times a day folks will ask "do you have a map?" or "do you know where I can get a map?" and I try and be nice and say "sure! You have it in your hands.. the attractions and times are on the one side.. You'll have to open it up to see the inside.. and there's the map!" (' ')
At first I was worried that they would think I was being catty which isn't my intention at all.. but they were actually pretty glad.. as well when they didn't have a map, and I'd take a second to 'explain how it worked' Anything to keep the next CM from getting the "do you have a map?" question or dirivitive thereof.. I'm sure it doesn't make a difference in the end..
But I thought it was funny just the same because when a friend of mine explained how they are always getting this question, or the person actually holding the thing upside down and wondering where something was, I didn't believe her that they could be so 'goofy.' =) I do now!
At first I was worried that they would think I was being catty which isn't my intention at all.. but they were actually pretty glad.. as well when they didn't have a map, and I'd take a second to 'explain how it worked' Anything to keep the next CM from getting the "do you have a map?" question or dirivitive thereof.. I'm sure it doesn't make a difference in the end..
But I thought it was funny just the same because when a friend of mine explained how they are always getting this question, or the person actually holding the thing upside down and wondering where something was, I didn't believe her that they could be so 'goofy.' =) I do now!
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My favorite commonly asked stupid question besides that is:Disneyland RR Guy wrote:What time does the 8pm parade start? :shock:
"Do you still have bathrooms here??"
My answer: "No, sorry, we took them out because it was taking up too much room. You should of gone before you left"
and my favorite:
"Where are the fireworks???"
My answer: In the sky!! (While pointing towards the sky and a big chessy smile)
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