Some Fowl Thoughts

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Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by drcorey » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:04 am

Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? She was tired of all the chicken jokes.


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Re: Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by hobie16 » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:20 am

How deep in the mud will a frog sink? Knee deep, knee deep.

What do horny toads say? Need it, need it.

What do female horny toads say? Forget it, forget it.


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Re: Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by Purpura » Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:00 pm

drcorey wrote:Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road? She was tired of all the chicken jokes.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off.

Why did the chicken race across the road terrified? People were coming from Plaza Inn to catch it and eat it.


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Re: Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by felinefan » Sun Aug 10, 2008 1:03 am

Recently I saw an article on MSNBC about the oldest jokes in the world. None of them involved poultry. Unfortunately I don't think I wrote down the URL. Most of the top ten were in the naughty classification. That should appeal to some on this board.... :p:


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Re: Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by mechurchlady » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:32 am

Freud:
The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

Bill Gates:
To purchase Chicken 2.01a, which will both cross roads and calculate the energy it used. There are bugs, yes, but if you uninstall Traffic 2.0 and Farmer 1.2 it will run. If it freezes at WhiteLine 2.0, we have a patch ...

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes the chicken crossed the road,
but why he crossed, I've not been told!

O.J.Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.

http://www.weirdity.com/jokes/chicken.shtml


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:43 am

felinefan wrote:Recently I saw an article on MSNBC about the oldest jokes in the world. None of them involved poultry. Unfortunately I don't think I wrote down the URL. Most of the top ten were in the naughty classification. That should appeal to some on this board.... :p:
WHAT, how can you say that!!!

hehehehe


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Re: Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by drcorey » Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:45 pm

like poultry in motion. hmm, isn't there a song with this name?


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Post by DisneyMom » Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:37 pm

drcorey wrote:like poultry in motion. hmm, isn't there a song with this name?
(She)Blinded Me with Science? :p:


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Re: Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:15 am

DisneyMom wrote:(She)Blinded Me with Science? :p:
SCIENCE!!!


(unn, you are REALLY dating yourself with that song reference!!)



(Whats worse...I can remember it too!!)

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(and that stupid video!)


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Re: Some Fowl Thoughts

Post by felinefan » Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:16 pm

Okay, I found the links for the article and the list of the world's oldest jokes. You have been warned.... :eek: :o:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/lf_ ... in_joke_dc (article)

http://uktv.co.uk/dave/item/aid/604717 (list)

Other link for list: http://www.dave-tv.co.uk

May not be family or work friendly; risque stuff.


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