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vixen101485
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by vixen101485 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:19 am
LOL...I have seen that one before BW and it is still funny. I lived in TX for a while and the place I worked held a chili cookoff one weekend...WOW! Even the fumes were deadly at times. LOL
Love hot stuff myself but I am
NEVER EVER trying a sauce called
After Death again. One drop on a toothpick of the damn shit accidentally touched my lip and my whole lower lip and chin were numb for about 1/2 hour. Not shitting you, I couldnt feel them.
And back to the subject of farts.......That was cute corey. But I have a question for the guys. When you are sitting down and have to fart, why do you have to kinda lean sideways and lift a cheek to do it? It is just to annoy the woman in the room? Or to make the smell carry further and so you dont burn a hole in the chair? Inquiring minds need to know. LOL
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by MastrGracey » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:20 am
vixen101485 wrote:And back to the subject of farts.......That was cute corey. But I have a question for the guys. When you are sitting down and have to fart, why do you have to kinda lean sideways and lift a cheek to do it? It is just to annoy the woman in the room? Or to make the smell carry further and so you dont burn a hole in the chair? Inquiring minds need to know. LOL
Speaking for myself, it's to give the fart an unobstructed path out. Plus it's funny. :twisted:
Has anyone seen this one? This guy created this thing you put in your hand and it makes fart noises. He's been putting up videos of him walking through Target, Walmart and other places, squeezing this thing off while walking past people and some of the reactions are funnier than shit. There's about 30 videos right now. Here's the first one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjYSvdk68Kw&feature=user
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by Princess Susi » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:46 am
This thread is making me laugh very hard! Sooooooooo...funny!
Just remember Men fart...Women poot!
I think I will go to Spencer's Gifts before next trip and take a new toy to the Park with us next time. I could have great fun with one of those fart machines they sell there. It could be loads of fun!
Riiiight!
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MastrGracey
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by MastrGracey » Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:57 am
You can buy the thing called "The Pooter", which is what that guy in the videos uses here.
http://thepooter.net/
If I had one of these, I probably would've taken it to WDW too, but there was no need. I was going "all natural" that trip. It helped keep kids who were eye-level with my ass away from me. :p: :D: :twisted:
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by Princess Susi » Mon Aug 04, 2008 11:07 am
MastrGracey wrote:You can buy the thing called "The Pooter", which is what that guy in the videos uses here.
http://thepooter.net/
If I had one of these, I probably would've taken it to WDW too, but there was no need. I was going "all natural" that trip. It helped keep kids who were eye-level with my ass away from me. :p: :D: :twisted:
Ahhhhhhhhh, the poor people in wheelchairs and on ECVs. That was one of the most nasty things I had to deal with when I was in my chair or on my ECV at the parks....cause we are butt level too!!!!
But funny nonetheless....
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by Double T » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:18 pm
Try driving a submarine.
Because I'm standing above everyone....I'm VERY aware of what I eat before my shifts.
Unfortunately, the SG's? Not so much.
You know how they say that the AC vents bring every scent up into the sail?
They're right.
*gags*
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"They're covered with mussels."
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by felinefan » Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:34 pm
If you're gonna be dealing with farts in the face, take along a small lighter, and ..... :twisted:
To see a collection of extreme hot sauces, go to
http://www.reimerseeds.com, and click on hot sauces. If that addy doesn't work try Googling Reimer Seeds.
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by drcorey » Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:11 pm
there is a funny line in the end credits of Love Guru.
a behind the scenes clip, a crowd scene and all we can see is below the waist, and the director yells, somebody adjust the damn camera, all I can see is asses and crotches. and Vern Troyer walks into the shot and says, welcome to my world.
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by vixen101485 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:32 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........a thread after my own heart!!!!!!!!!
pass the beans!!!!!!!.................this is donnie
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by Whazzup » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:57 pm
vixen101485 wrote:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........a thread after my own heart!!!!!!!!!
pass the beans!!!!!!!.................this is donnie
Vixen - what's the big idea of turning Donnie loose on the fart thread? Can't you keep that guy under control? He's gonna turn this thread into a big green, gassy, odiferous mess! If I wanted clouds of green stinky gas I'd go watch It's Tough To Be A Bug!!
