I hate when guests ask....

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I hate when guests ask....

Post by Stduck » Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:07 am

I was loading at Pooh and this guest asks me "Do you lose your voice at the end of the night?' now personally I wasn't spieling that loud just loud enough that I can be heard over the music. I said no and that I project with my diafram. I then recieved an odd look.

My other favorite questions?
Do you get tired of waking all day?
Do you ever feeling like you are getting no where?
Do we go down or does the cieling go up?
(First two in reference to the load belt at Mansion the last to the Expanding Room)


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Post by lady ulrike » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:42 pm

Do we go down or does the cieling go up?
So, which is it? :twisted:

Sorry, had to do it, you can smack me now.



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Post by abc » Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:42 pm

For me in custodial, when you are "pre linering" before the parade (asking guests for their trash to reduce the amount of trash after parade and not fill up trash cans as much), you are asked by about an average of 10 moms "can you take my husband/child" when you ask "Do you have any trash that I can take for you?". I usually don't know whether to respond with "sure...i'll send you the bill later" or just ignore their comments.



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Post by DLSweeper » Tue Aug 17, 2004 2:45 am

"Do they pay you a lot?"

I get that damned question all the freakin' time! NO, they pay me SHIT! They pay everyone else here the same amount! NO! The costumed characters, and foods people get paid more than me! NO, we're not the most paid deparment in DL!

Man, I've wanted to say that to a guest for the longest time. :roll:


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Post by Stduck » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:59 am

lady ulrike wrote:
Do we go down or does the cieling go up?
So, which is it? :twisted:

Sorry, had to do it, you can smack me now.
-smack's her- thank you I feel better!

No serriously it depends on which park you are at :roll: Disneyland is the only one that goes down (And its not an elevator.....)


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Post by Ottar » Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:51 am

Stduck wrote:Disneyland is the only one that goes down
Disnyland Paris, too... :wink: :D


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Post by Stduck » Tue Aug 17, 2004 8:05 pm

It does? Does that mean its a hydrolic lift too? Hm....I thought ours was the only one...(had to get the guests under the train tracks some how....


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Re: I hate when guests ask....

Post by Grumpy » Tue Aug 17, 2004 9:48 pm

Stduck wrote:Do we go down or does the cieling go up?
That's when you playback that one line that goes....

*ahem*

Is this haunted room acutally stretching? Or is it your imagination?

(I hope I did that right ... LOL)


I am not saying Stupidity should be illegal or anything!! But lets just remove the warning labels from hazardous items and let the problem solve itself.Author Unknown

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Post by Stduck » Tue Aug 17, 2004 10:55 pm

Yeah that's right just forgot the "Hmmm?" Don't get me started, my brother did that I ended up reciting half the attraction...

New favorite stupid question in reference to the mansion costume and its code 90.

Aren't you warm in that?


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Post by Grumpy » Wed Aug 18, 2004 12:59 am

Stduck wrote:Aren't you warm in that?
"Of course I am ... it's Disney's way of helping (those of) us (that need to) lose weight. Ya know, since Walt was a skinny guy, this is how they choose to keep the "Disney" look, and torture us. Any other questions?"

*Sorry to anyone that might have taken offense. I'm not the skinny little human-lollipop who's gonna rag on all the people who have meat on their bones! I do happen to be one of those people that DO have excess meat on my bones; therefore giving me room to talk.


I am not saying Stupidity should be illegal or anything!! But lets just remove the warning labels from hazardous items and let the problem solve itself.Author Unknown

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