"How Long Is The Wait?"

PrncssCinderAlly · Post by **PrncssCinderAlly** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:32 pm

yeah dont you love how when you say the wait time in min it makes a
difference. Sometimes you can say "hey its only a 30 min wait" and
people go wow thats short but if you say the wait is "about a half an
hour" people go OMG are you serious? I dont get it. :roll:

lovethefuzzies · Post by **lovethefuzzies** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:14 pm

I love when people ask me what time a show is going to start as I'm
standing next to the sign with the show times. I once had a lady at Ugly
Bug Ball ask me if the show was 3-D and where she should get her
glasses to watch it.

coldfire409 · Post by **coldfire409** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:10 pm

lovethefuzzies wrote:I love when people ask me what time a show is going to start as I'm standing next to the sign with the show times.

You need to see the Barky the Dog commercial. Water show, boy it sure
would be nice if somebody put up a sign saying when the next water
show is!

That is my absolute favorate commercial. They need to bring it back.

CujoSR · Post by **CujoSR** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 9:31 pm

Ahem...

http://www.stupidguesttricks.com/phpBB2 ... .php?t=316

DLRFantasmic!Dan · Post by **DLRFantasmic!Dan** » Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:42 pm

Hi, new here!!! I work at Disneyland!!!

I got lots of questions when working at Disneyland. I work at "Honey, I
Shrunk The Audience", or "Honey" or "HISTA" for short, and it is right
next to Space Mountain, which is closed for refurbishments. THe most
common question there is "How long's the wait for Space Mountain?" and
I go "Two years!!!" and they go, "Seriously???" and I go, "Yeah!!!"

Roger Rabbit · Post by **Roger Rabbit** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:39 pm

Guest: Why isn't there a line?
Me: I wouldn't complain.
Guest: Where can I get a Fastpass?
Me: You don't need a Fastpass. Just get in line.
Guest: But we want to come back later.
Me: There's still going to be no line.

Yes this actually happened while I was at Gatekeeper at Mansion. It was the same Guest. asking each question. I think they leave their brains at home.

Roger.

DLRFantasmic!Dan · Post by **DLRFantasmic!Dan** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:01 pm

About Space Mountain:

Guest: (After passing "Space Mountain is closed" sign) How long is the wait for Space Mountain?
Me: Two years!!
Guest: Really???
Me: Yup
Guest: Where's the entrance to Space Mountain?
Me: (Using two finger point towards entrance of Space Mountain) Down there towards the blue wall, knock on it three times, wait for the little monkey with a top hat, when he answers, say 'Walt Disney sent you'.
Guest: O k (Walks off)

Scream162 · Post by **Scream162** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 5:25 pm

Roger Rabbit wrote:Guest: But we want to come back later.
Me: There's still going to be no line.

I can't believe how much this happens to me too! It's almost an everyday occurance!

coldfire409 · Post by **coldfire409** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:21 pm

Scream162 wrote:
Roger Rabbit wrote:Guest: But we want to come back later.
Me: There's still going to be no line.
I can't believe how much this happens to me too! It's almost an everyday occurance!

I think I hate it more when the guest is that stupid. They do it all the time when I work at Star Tours. Right now we are running all 6 cabins we can really get the guests through that ride.

Although at the Movie Ride we have no fastpass, and they still ask where the fastpass is, even less than 90 mins before park closing.

Snow White · Post by **Snow White** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 2:11 am

Over at small world there is no sign with a wait time, but there could be 10 people in the que and still they ask how long will the line be. Or even when the entire que is filled the line only takes up at the most 12 minutes and when I tell a quest that they ask me if I'm being serious. :roll: No would I really lie just so that I can get you to ride my attaction.

Me: How many in your party?
Guest: Yes