The Bubble

Disneyland Resort Cast Members post your stupid guest tricks here. This forum is not for general Disneyland discussion. Please use the Break Room, for non stupid guest trick topics.
Post Reply
Guest Relations King
Repeat Traveler
Repeat Traveler
Posts: 47
Joined: Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:08 pm
Location: Huntington Beach

The Bubble

Post by Guest Relations King » Fri Apr 25, 2003 11:55 pm

After spending almost 2 years in Guest Relations, I've encountered quite a few guests with absolutely no brains. Here is one such example:

In cloudy/rainy weather...

Me: Thank you for calling the Disneyland Resort, my name is *******, how may I help you?
Guest: Hi, can you tell me if you are open today?
Me: Yes we are, Disneyland is open 365 days a year.
Guest: Oh, uh, what happens when it rains?
Me: Well, everything stays open if that's what you're asking.
Guest: No, I mean, does everything get wet?
Me: Well, yes... the rain tends to be wet around here.
Guest: OH! Okay... I thought there was a bubble over Disneyland!


My buddy left his job at Universal and fled in exile as a neanderthal to live in the Cayman Islands....He's cut himself off from all technology. He sends his stories in Aramaic on crayon written 3x5 cards sent by pigeon.
Top
BirdMom
Seasoned Pro
Seasoned Pro
Posts: 815
Joined: Wed Feb 12, 2003 12:42 am
Location: California

no it's not a bubble...

Post by BirdMom » Sun Apr 27, 2003 5:21 pm

Uncle Walt is in so good with the Almighty, that anytime it rains, a dozen angels hover over Disneyland holding a giant canopy, but it only protect the truly good and innocent from the rain...everyone else gets drenched...

oh puleeeeezee....

:roll:


[font=Palatino Linotype]Veni, Vidi, Velcro...[/font] [font=Comic Sans MS]I came, I saw, I got stuck.[/font]
Top
Thatguy
Regular Guest
Regular Guest
Posts: 212
Joined: Wed Nov 26, 2003 7:38 pm

Post by Thatguy » Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:37 pm

Guest: Can you do something about how hot it is?
Me: According to climate control the a/c is broken but should be fixed shortly before dusk.


"How many people woke up this morning saying 'I have to do the Jungle Cruise?' yeah, me too, I sat on the edge of my bed crying for half an hour."
Top
User avatar
Zazu
Permanent Fixture
Permanent Fixture
Posts: 4133
Joined: Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:00 pm
Park: WDW
Position: retired
Location: 8 miles east of Spaceship Earth
Contact:
Contact Zazu

Post by Zazu » Fri Nov 28, 2003 11:14 pm

Guest: Oh, uh, what happens when it rains?
Me: Well, everything stays open if that's what you're asking.
Guest: No, I mean, does everything get wet?
Me: Well, yes... the rain tends to be wet around here.
Guest: OH! Okay... I thought there was a bubble over Disneyland!
A former student of mine, who I had convinced to spend a semester in the WDW College Program, was working Custodial in Tomorrowland one day when I came to visit. As we were chatting, it began to rain lightly, and a guest came up to ask him about it. I thought he had a simply marvellous answer for her:

"Excue me, but it appears to be raining."

"Yes, ma'am, I believe you're right."

"But I thought there was a transparent bubble over the Magic Kingdom?"

"Yes ma'am, there is, but it's so very thin that birds tend to fly into it and tear holes in it. Because it's so transparent, we can't see the holes. When it rains inside, we know the bubble has been torn. We'll have a new one installed by morning. Thanks for letting us know!"

"Oh, well that makes sense....."

The amazing thing was that he was able to deliver this story with a straight face. I about died trying not to bust out laughing.


Zazu
Top
Post Reply

Return to “Disneyland Resort”