The Never Ending Story

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Then you need an airplane, as these are flying bongos like on the tour, and then wallaby, looked up, just in time to see....

[Big Wallaby]

a bird poo in his eye.

DisneyMom felt sorry for Wallaby, so she...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Used her water bottle to flush the eye, except she had filled it with beverly, causing him to....

[Big Wallaby]

go completely blind for a few minutes. The feeling in his eye was similar to when someone pours peroxide on an open wound. All Grumpy Pirate could do was...

[DisneyMom]

Scream Yoweeeeeeeee! so he dove into the Finding Nemo Sub lagoon to rinse his eyes!Then, he saw......

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

That Wallaby was the one with something in his eyes, not GP, so he swam over, pulled Wallaby in and dunked him until his eyes were clear again, then they both got out of the water and headed for splash mountain, to dry off, meanwhile DisneyMom, who was confused about who, what and where, started toward IASW, not realizing that she was in Disneyland, and not WDW, so she accidently wandered into the Teacup ride, where....

[mechurchlady]

she fell head over heels and was help up by someone whom she then fell head over heels in love with, he was none other than the heroic, dashing and cavallier ....

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

Hobie, who was trying to find the nearest House of Blues to do a karoke rendition of "Blue Hawaii" and "Tiny Bubbles" as he was feeling sad about being on the mainland, but the SGT crew, seeing him sad....

[Princess Susi]

broke out the ukeleles, leis and Don Ho CDs that they began to sing along with. The SGT crew decided to have a luau on Tom Sawyer's Pirate's Lairs island and some SssssssGeeeeees who disguised themselves as SGTers brought a squealing Piglet to be cooked in a pit to which all the SGTers opened their collective mouths and howled......

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

BEGON YE HEATHENS!! which gave them all pause, but just then Wallabys trained flying Bongos arrived, and shooting quills into some, picked them up and flew them over to the other side of the water, where the tunnling alligators began to bite them on their...