What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by Randy B » Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:02 pm

Purpura wrote:No... He'd drink the tree.
I can see it now. Darph laying under the tree sucking on the trunk and wondering why it doesn't work as well as his beer hat. You suck on the bottom and empty all the cans at the same time. right? :D:

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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by Cranbiz » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:06 am

Purpura wrote:No... He'd drink the tree.

Where did I say the cans would be full when I put up the tree? :D: :rolleyes: ;) :biggulp:


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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:49 am

All it would take is a little bit of plastic tubing and some connecters that you could get from a pet store in the fish section......

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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by Randy B » Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:25 pm

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:All it would take is a little bit of plastic tubing and some connecters that you could get from a pet store in the fish section......

If you do...Pictures!!!!
I just thought of something. With the straw extending much lower than the supply, it would become a syphon. And so once the beer started flowing it wouldn't stop until the entire 3 cases were empty. :eek:

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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:18 am

That why you need a little plastic valve the sell at the pet store!!! to take "breaks" from the flow.....


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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by Kwahati » Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:57 am

Randy B wrote:I just thought of something. With the straw extending much lower than the supply, it would become a syphon. And so once the beer started flowing it wouldn't stop until the entire 3 cases were empty. :eek:

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Woah! :eek: And with that, we've crossed the line from Stupid Guest Tricks into Stupid Physics Tricks! :p:

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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:04 am

Come on guys EVEN beer bongs have a valve!!!(at least the good ones do!!)


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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by Kwahati » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:17 am

GRUMPY PIRATE wrote:Come on guys EVEN beer bongs have a valve!!!(at least the good ones do!!)
What, did you go to some kind of rich-kid private college? :D: :p: :rolleyes:

When I was in school, our beer bongs were just funnels, a length of garden hose and some duct tape! And we had to walk eight miles through the snow to use them! Up hill, both ways! :D:


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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:38 am

Kwahati wrote:What, did you go to some kind of rich-kid private college? :D: :p: :rolleyes:

When I was in school, our beer bongs were just funnels, a length of garden hose and some duct tape! And we had to walk eight miles through the snow to use them! Up hill, both ways! :D:
Actually I put myself through all three degree programs that I have, and paid for it, so no...

You don't have to be an engineering student to figure it out!! Sheesh!!


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Re: What if some freak decorated his Christmas Tree with cast member nametags?

Post by darph nader » Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:48 am

Cranbiz wrote:I don't think that it looks too bad. Hey, a christmas tree is what you make it.

I would rather have the heineken tree, but that's me.
(darph packs a change of clothes,a porta-potty,and a very LARGE straw. stalks Cranbiz's house. of course brings 'extra' beer,,,,,,,,,,,just in case)


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