Eisner in a coma!!! (April Fools Joke)

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Eisner in a coma!!! (April Fools Joke)

Post by CujoSR » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:00 am

DISNEY CEO HOSPITALIZED

March 31, 2004

CNN.com

BURBANK, CA - Michael D. Eisner, current CEO and former Chairman of the Walt Disney Company, struck another vehicle while traveling south on the 101 freeway today. The incident occured at about 9:30 PM after entering the freeway on Buena Vista Blvd. Witnesses say that Eisner's car was erratically at times crossing lanes dangerously, when he struck another vehicle and spun into the center divider. The driver of the other vehicle was unhurt.

Mr. Eisner is in stable condition but remains unconscious. Police will not state the cause of the accident until hospital tests are confirmed. A spokesperson for Disney said that... (read more)






























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Post by GuyFromTheBigSplashyRide » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:26 am

lol...I had mixed emotion of pity and jubilance over the news... good one CujoSR


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Post by SpaceRanger » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:39 am

aww, that's mean to get my hopes up like that....


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Post by techie-13 » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:42 pm

Cujo- No fair getting everone's hopes up. But the puppy on the laptop is awfully cute! Is that a Mini-Cujo?



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Post by CujoSR » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:51 pm

CujoJR? Maybe.


"A little swordplay, now and then, keeps my mind off sheep!"

"You're messing with my Zen thing, man."

"Dreams are as portals,
flat visions of misty places,
fragments bound below my surface,
but I can write dreams,
they flow from me,
inscribed but now unbound,
I touch them,
and they are real,
and they are real."
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Post by coldfire409 » Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:00 pm

You had me thinking that the Wicked Witch of the West was dead. Oh well, he'll get his someday.


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