The Never Ending Story

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

We don't need no stinkin fastpass, and headed off on her Segway to find Churchy, grabbing the stack of NSA coupons as she went by Wallaby. Yelling....

[Big Wallaby]

Yelling....

I'll assume he's saying it's me yelling

"Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try."

Wombat, amazed and slightly mentally scarred at what Wallaby had just said,

[darph nader]

"Hey,aren't you supposed to wear underwear???"
At the same moment,AZ Game and Fish stocked fresh Trout at,,,,,,,

[Big Wallaby]

Crater Lake, because their GPS devices were not working properly. The new fish, swimming around in the wrong state, said...

[Whazzup]

We swam and we swam right over the dam, and ended up in...

[Big Wallaby]

whatever river whatever dam at Crater Lake spills into. Wallaby was scared now, because...

[GRUMPY PIRATE]

The fish were singing "Boop Boop Bitta bottom wadda chew" As they swam, and Yelled at Churchy, who was still on the Segway as she was yelling......

[Big Wallaby]

"Pissed off? If I was that close to a horse's wiener I'd be worrying about being pissed on!"

Everyone stopped and looked at Churchy, and all the SG's started chanting that great line from Life of Brian, ...

[Princess Susi]

"I'm Brian and my wife is too, I'm Brian and my wife is too." After chanting for what seemed like hours, everyone was Brian and so were their wives. Sooooo...

[BRWombat]

...Polar saw all that was happening and thought to himself, "What happened to SG stories on this site?" As if on cue, a group of Esssss Geeees emerged from the depths of Crater Lake (which is no small trick given that Crater Lake is the deepest lake in the United States -- source: Wikipedia), throwing the wheels from their heelies and shouting...