Official SGT ADD thread

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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.

Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Princess Susi » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:36 am

Only 7 more posts to go and I hit the magic 500 post mark...suggestions on what thread it should be...anyone...anyone?????
susi*almost a jabberjaw*slicker :D: :D: :D:
Well actually 6 after this post...if you are getting technical about it...


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by BRWombat » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:37 am

susislicker wrote:Always with the food Churchy, always with the food...You are making me hungry again....LOLOLOL :D:
susi
Seriously... it seems like every topic is migrating towards food nowadays. Disney needs to give everyone a raise so you can afford to eat, and not have to daydream (and post) about food!


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Post by GRUMPY PIRATE » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:20 am

susislicker wrote:Only 7 more posts to go and I hit the magic 500 post mark...suggestions on what thread it should be...anyone...anyone?????
susi*almost a jabberjaw*slicker :D: :D: :D:
Well actually 6 after this post...if you are getting technical about it...
Its gotta be on the never endng story!!!! Something about 500!!


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by Whazzup » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:34 am

Yeah, Susi - add something clever to the Neverending Story to commemorate your 500th post. At least that post will go on and on and on and on....



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Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:48 am

mechurchlady wrote:POTC evac, lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmtGsxFvGWs

Actually, that was an evac off of Splash Mountain, and they were evacuated to an area I have sometimes seen quite regularly, where the parades start and stop. It was funny listening to them try to describe the things around them... I don't think they had a clue what all they were looking at.


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Post by Purpura » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:40 am

On my daughter's birthday, she came to the park with her paternal grandparents. One ride they went on was Pirates, and it went down while they were on the ride. They were evacuated from where the drunken pirate says,"Here Kitty Kitty" and offers rum to the two grey and white striped stray cats on the barrels. According to what my fatherinlaw says, a fellow cast member said that they were at the farthest point from the entrance while they were walking backstage to get out and back out to the public eye.


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Post by Big Wallaby » Tue Nov 13, 2007 2:06 pm

Then and Now: A Fifty-Year Study of Society

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack.

1956 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

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Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1956 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

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Scenario: Jason won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1956 - Jason sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 - Jason given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra money from state because Jason has a disability.

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Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1956 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's sister is told by state psychologist that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

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Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some headache medicine to school.

1956 - Mark shares headache medicine with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1956 : Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2006 : Pedro's cause is taken up by state democratic party. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.

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Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed

1956 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary, hugs him to comfort him.

1956 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.


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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by vixen101485 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:57 pm

I want to babble and complain. I am having a bad nite.
First we get a shut off notice for the gas co. All my DD's preschool fault cause they lost one of the checks (non cashed) I gave them and I had to take my gas bill money and pay them. NOw we probably wont be able to go to WDW next month like we planned cause I have to pay the over due gas bill (they are usually happy as long as you pay them something but if you dont get one of these they want it all at once), which our something went to the school instead. I was actually ahead a month and would have only owed them $8. I know it sounds weird they way I am explaining it but it throws off my check book when I have to wait a month or more for them to cash something then they wind up misplacing it. I am not a happy camper over this.

Next I go to the Salvation Army for their women's league. (usually a nice hour of conversing with other adults) NOT TONITE. from the moment I walked in and with the exception of the commanding officers and one woman, no one said boo to me. I tried to get ppl to ...(what's the word I am looking for) talk to me but I felt invisible. One woman in particular really ticked me off. Everyone is sitting around the table and she picks up a newspaper and beckons the woman next to her behind it to tell her something. Very rude. I joked about it and said to her "now now, no passing secret notes in class" What did I get in return? THE "HEAD" and the "WAIT A MINUTE" finger with attitude. Forget this, I am leaving. Donnie is still over there with the men's group (truthfully I think I would enjoy their company more) Fat-old-crabby-overdyed hair-witch ticked me OFF!

Get home dump my shoes in the hall instead of putting them where they belong cause I am upset (the SA is only about 50 yards from my house) What do I do? Fall over the damn things, literally. I am ok, just ticked off again.

Next I check email. I had sent out some early Xmas cards to some net folk as a thank you for participating in an ornament swap I was doing and since we were planning a December trip I wanted them out of the way. Normally I DO NOT DO CARDS (waste of paper and stamps, not to mention money) Figured since I was sending out those....be nice....send out one to each of the parental units on both sides. Now Donnie's dad knows our feelings on this but gets all sarcastic "maybe we should cherish it as it will be the first card of memory that we have received" UGGGGGGG
Having enuf trouble with him cause Donnie wants to go to MK for his bday and his dad and step are snowbirds, we thot they would like to join us. Well we want to see all the cool stuff WDW has for Xmas (we prob wont get another chance for a while--figured got the AP's might as well use them) They want us to come spend 2 days at their house...more ugggg...I dont want to sleep on the floor in Florida, in a trailer, in the winter. Not my idea of a vacation not to mention , bad back and knees (since I fell again) I wanna see Mickey not old ppl in an old ppl trailer court. He keeps giving us these guilt trips **in whiny voice.."we havnt see the grandbaby for a year...lalalala" We invited you to join us at WDW. What do you want us to do?

I told them what they needed (pic ID) to get the FL res 3 day pass. SIGH...he was arguing with me last nite on the phone saying that AAA (y did u go there?) said they need a state driver's license to purchase tickets and nothing else would be accepted. Was I wrong? From what I was told when I called ticketing, they said you need photo ID (driver;s license or state id)
OOOOOOOOOOO.....I should just tell him the trip is canceled due to finances (depends on what gas company will take in payments) and just go anyway.

I am done venting now...thank you all.



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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by darph nader » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:42 pm

?????????????????
Look,a flower.



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Re: Official SGT ADD thread

Post by vixen101485 » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:59 pm

Thanks Darph that made me chuckle. I ramble when upset. I also ramble when happy. I also ramble when I am tired. OH HELL! I just ramble in general.



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