In Cyberspace no one can hear you Scream

[Princess Susi]

Hey Darphy babee, if I can learn to post a pic here, ANYONE can. I just posted my first pic EVER on the internet, right here on SGT! (Pats herself on the back) Ralphie figured out the loading (is it down or up? I can't figure out the difference in the two terms), of the pictures to Photobucket and I was able to get the link over here.

"YOU CAN DOOOOO IT!!!"

Use a Russian accent like that gymnastics coach did with Kerry Strug in the Olympics...Remember! You do watch women's gymnastics, don't you?
YOU CAN DOOOO IT :D:
I have every faith in you Darph, don't let us down, post those pics! We are awaiting them with baited (using worms this morning, bass are biting...!) breath, not that our breath smells like bait! :p:
Waiting...............................................................................................................waiting,.........................................Darph, are you awake? waiting,.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................Darph, are you drinking beer?..................................................................................................................................................................................................................waiting,....................................................................................photographs,.................you know,... NOTwords, pictures, visual representations of your trip to DL :D: ...........................................waiting... :twisted:

sooooosie

[hobie16]

Here's a story from the Dilbert Blog Darph should like.


Did you read about the six beer-drinking elephants in India? The elephants found drums of fermenting rice beer on a farm, partied too hard, then uprooted utility poles and electrocuted themselves. The fascinating part is that because they are elephants, they still remember that night.

My first reaction to that story was, “I’ll have what they’re having!” You don’t get to use that joke often, and I don’t like to miss an opportunity.

I’m no marketing expert, but if I were the farmer whose beer they drank, I’d start calling it “Shocking Elephant” and I’d design the coolest beer bottles ever. They’d be in the shape of an elephant with his trunk straight out, and that’s the part you would drink from.

On the back label, I’d include a handy guide to what level of stupid you could expect after consuming each bottle. At the top of the scale, after ten bottles, you would have “probable accidental electrocution.” At the bottom of the scale, after drinking one elephant or two, the problems would be “Thinking you are witty” and “Mild attraction to your friend’s mom.”

As I understand it, when you get electrocuted, it makes you crap. Imagine being the first person to find these six dead elephants, in 40 tons of elephant poop, wrapped in live power cables. I would dive into the bushes and hope no one saw me. My fear would be that my neighbor who owns the land might say, “Can you help me clean this up?”

They say there’s a tool for everything, but I checked my toolkit, and there’s nothing there for cleaning up six electrocuted elephants in a mountain of shit. How do you even approach this problem? Do you wait for them to harden, then cut them up with chainsaws, put them in plastic garbage bags and distribute them to dumpsters all over town?

In the short run, you could charge admission to see the six dead elephants. I’d pay a rupee or two for that. I might even take the kids. There aren’t many things the whole family can enjoy, but I’m pretty sure this is one of them.

Perhaps this is why I’m not in charge of planning weekends.

[Princess Susi]

Hobie one-six Kenobie...

[DisneyMom]

I'm speechless, Hobie, just speechless.......

[Big Wallaby]

Shocking Elephant, not to be confused with the Shocker (I think we need a smiley).

Interesting article. Not sure what to make of it, but interesting.

[Main Streeter]

left, ya you pretty much nailed the time frame. ;) darph ?? NEVER!: Giving darph an extra yr. or two would be good odds. Maybe we could all get a pool going. This illegal on SGT Polar? No poking darph. Just takes extra energy. Well, you can poke :D: but I'd rather read a good book. War & Peace might be a choice while waiting. Remember, darph doesn't even have the film out of the Brownie yet. :p:

So we will all look like this:
:wheelchai by the time Darph posts the pictures?

Darph:

Should we give Darph some extra time? :turtlerid And every so often ?

[Big Wallaby]

Tell me more about this "film". It sounds very antiquated. :D:

[Princess Susi]

I thought Brownies were little girls who sold cookies! Mwahahahahahaha... Hey, I actually remember the Brownie camera. Anyone for an Instamatic? Had one of those for a long time. Heeheehee. I still use a camera with regular film sometimes. I took 85 rolls of film on my trip to WDW last year, BEFORE I finally bought 3 digital cameras. One for me, one for Ralph (which I put on the kitchen counter, so he would not forget to bring it and guess what, HE FORGOT TO BRING IT!!!!!!) and one that I also pack with my stuff, in case Ralphie forgets to bring the one I leave out for him to bring. :twisted: I KNOW my husband well. LOLOLOL :D:
It pays to think ahead.

But in his defense, Ralphie did have a brain injury and sometimes can be very forgetful, so I am here to be his loving sidekick and make sure he remembers! LOVE that man! :p:

Oh Daaaaaarrrrphiiiiieeeeee! We are waaaaaaaaaiiiiiittttttiiiinnnnngggg for your pics! Oh and in myspace, they can hear you scream!
I will probably post my Christmas pics from Disneyland AND next Spring's trip to WDW pics before Darphy gets to his pics from this trip!
Love ya Darphie, really we do!!!!!! Now POST the darn pics!

I am a woman with menopause and I know how to use it!

susi-cute

[Big Wallaby]

I am a woman with menopause and I know how to use it!

So we'll be able to know who you are in a crowd without even seeing you. We just have to look for the flames leaping from you, and the men vaporizing around you. Got it.

[BRWombat]

A sign posted in one of my coworker's cubicles says, "I'm still a hot chick. Now it just comes in flashes." :D: