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hhsrat
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by hhsrat » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:28 pm
http://www.insidethemagic.net/2015/11/b ... n-orlando/
At the IAAPA convention today, Jesus* announced that the Christian-based theme park in Orlando expects to open the "Trin-I-Tee (9 Hole) Miniature Golf Course" by Christmas. The course will be part of regular park admission.
* Well, one of the actors that plays him
Without trying to be too sacrilegious, my thoughts on the matter are best summed up by one of my facebook friends: "And Moses said unto the tourist 'Let my people play through'"
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Thu Nov 19, 2015 1:47 pm
That will be the cherry on top of the cake.
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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BRWombat
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by BRWombat » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:31 pm
Because nothing says "experience the Holy Land" like a round of miniature golf.
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hobie16
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by hobie16 » Fri Nov 20, 2015 5:57 pm
BRWombat wrote:Because nothing says "experience the Holy Land" like a round of miniature golf.
I believe you're right. The few times I've golfed I heard a number of people calling on God and Jesus. They must have been trying to get their attention because it was usually very loud while waving their clubs in the air. A few were on their knees talking in tongues.
It was all very mysterious.
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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by darph nader » Sat Nov 21, 2015 11:36 pm
hobie16 wrote:BRWombat wrote:Because nothing says "experience the Holy Land" like a round of miniature golf.
I believe you're right. The few times I've golfed I heard a number of people calling on God and Jesus. They must have been trying to get their attention because it was usually very loud while waving their clubs in the air. A few were on their knees talking in tongues.
It was all very mysterious.
(shades of Caddy Shack)
