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At the old Disney Hyperion Studio, the screening room where animators would show animated scenes to Walt for his approval was small, with no ventilation or AC. Not only was it hot, but the animators were nervously awaiting Walt's reaction to their work. Thus, the room became known as the Sweatbox. Even after the Studio moved to Burbank and elegant screening rooms were offered to the staff, the moniker remained.
Now SGT has a sweatbox of our own. This is the place to find and post all entertaining topics such as video links, jokes, games, and the like. A general rule of thumb is that if the thread is meant to be informative (interesting news stories for example), or a topic for discussion (like setting up a park meet) then it should go in the Break Room, but if the intent is to entertain the masses then it's home is The Sweatbox. I'm sure there will be grey areas at times, so if you have doubt as to where a new thread should go, just use your best judgement and the SGT Staff will be glad to move it later if you guessed wrong.
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by BRWombat » Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:40 am
hobie16 wrote:This is suppose to be the best God joke ever. You be the judge.
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
If I recall, that's an Emo Philips story. At least I hear it in my head in his sing-songy voice.
When I was on the air on my college radio station, our studio had this picture hanging in it. Philips had autographed it with, "Dear Baylor, you will always have a special place under my chin, Emo."
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by YANXWIN » Mon Dec 01, 2014 9:55 am
He's a weird dude, but his routines are fantastic.
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by hobie16 » Mon Dec 01, 2014 11:46 am
YANXWIN wrote:He's a weird dude, but his routines are fantastic.
And, he was married to "Petite Flower and Love Goddess" Judy Tenuta. She is also the "Empress of Elvis Impersonators".
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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by DisneyMom » Mon Dec 01, 2014 8:44 pm
hobie16 wrote:YANXWIN wrote:He's a weird dude, but his routines are fantastic.
And, he was married to "Petite Flower and Love Goddess" Judy Tenuta. She is also the "Empress of Elvis Impersonators".
Don't forget she popularized my favorite term for Hubby- "Stud-Muffin"
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by hobie16 » Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:09 pm
"It could happen!"
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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by BRWombat » Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:06 am
One of my favorite Emo Philips one-liners: "I was sleeping the other night, alone... thanks to the exterminator."
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by hobie16 » Wed Dec 10, 2014 7:59 am
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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by Big Wallaby » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:47 am
That one falls under the category, why the #### would you do that to yourself?!?
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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by hobie16 » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:30 am
Big Wallaby wrote:That one falls under the category, why the #### would you do that to yourself?!?
You'd think that, early on, alcohol was involved. Or not.
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
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Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
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by hobie16 » Thu Dec 11, 2014 10:42 am
Don't be fooled by appearances. In Hawaii, some of the most powerful people look like bums and stuntmen.
--- Matt King
Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern.
