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[ICStupidPeople]

This reminded me of one here at the University about two years ago. I knew a person in this class so I know it actually happened.

A large auditorium was being used as a lecture hall. About 2-3000 in attendance. The instructer was talking biology. He mentioned that due to the genetic material, sperm is about 90% glucose (sugar). A freshman female in the back of the hall then asked "if it is mostly sugar why does it taste so salty".

I'll leave to your imagination the response from the audience.

Randy

hey now, i said i had heard it tasted salty...err..uhh..yeah...

I'm not one to spread rumors, and I wouldn't know this first hand, but apparently, Pineapple juice takes the bitterness away. Draft beer ups it.

I've just heard....

[Big Wallaby]

I've just heard....

I am just going to take your word for it. Keep me updated. Or actually, please don't.

[mechurchlady]

I am just going to take your word for it. Keep me updated. Or actually, please don't.

Too much information for my delicate church lady ears, lol.

[leftcoaster]

I am just going to take your word for it. Keep me updated. Or actually, please don't.

She can give us a blow by blow description.

[BRWombat]

...Pineapple juice takes the bitterness away.

Sounds like a Hawaiian thing. Comments, hobie? :D:

[Kwahati]

This reminded me of one here at the University about two years ago. I knew a person in this class so I know it actually happened.

A large auditorium was being used as a lecture hall. About 2-3000 in attendance. The instructer was talking biology. He mentioned that due to the genetic material, sperm is about 90% glucose (sugar). A freshman female in the back of the hall then asked "if it is mostly sugar why does it taste so salty".

Okay: the way I heard the story, the professor answers "Well, that would be a result of the fact that the receptors for sweet tastes are on the tip of your tongue!"

Also, this same story "happened in a class a friend of mine was in" at University of Washington about 7 years ago. I'm pretty sure, by now, that this one goes under the category of urban legend... Good joke though!

[Main Streeter]

Sounds like a Hawaiian thing. Comments, hobie? :D:

Yo hobie......we are waiting. ;) Where's your quick wit & retorts we are all so used to? :D: left, liked your well thought out response. ICS, you really did it this time sweets! ROFL

[Kwahati]

This reminds me of a friend of mine telling me (when I was in my first serious relationship) "True love is when you're willing to sleep in the wet spot without saying a word about it!"

Or:
"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know, I've never looked!"

[BRWombat]

This reminds me of a friend of mine telling me (when I was in my first serious relationship) "True love is when you're willing to sleep in the wet spot without saying a word about it!"

Or:
"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know, I've never looked!"

lol. Then there's always the old Python quote: "Well, I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off!"

[Kwahati]

"Well, I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off!"

"What's so bad about violins on television?"

Edited to add: this is so before my time that I'm not even sure who said it...I do know it's an SNL thing, though...