A Bear walks into a bar in the Magic Kingdom, and says to the Bartender "Gimme a Beer."drcorey wrote:Serve Beer? yes, they will serve anyone.
course now how many bears vacation at disney?
The Bartender shakes his head. "Sorry. We don't serve beer to bears, in bars, in Disney.
The bear frowns. "What? I said gimme a beer."
Again, the bartender says "No. We don't serve beer to bears, in bars, in Disney."
By now, the bear's getting pissed, and he turns to look around. Seeing the bartender's pet pomeranian, he growls. "Give me a beer, or I'll eat the dog."
The bartender's jaw is set now. "Absolutely not! We don't serve beer to bears, in bars, in Disney."
The bear's had enough. With a single motion, he grabs the dog, stuffs it in his mouth, and swallows. "Give. Me. The. Damn. Beer!"
At this point, the Bartender's had enough, and motions to a nearby security officer. "I'm sorry, sir," says the officer. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave. We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Disney, and we don't serve drug users."
Now, the bear is incredulous. "What do you mean a drug user?"
The Barkeep chimes in. "That was the bar bitch you ate."