Excuse me, Are your hot dogs chicken?
no sir, they are very brave...
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Excuse me, do you serve spare ribs?
No sir, we sell all we make; there are no extras. :D:
No sir, we sell all we make; there are no extras. :D:
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Do you serve crabs?felinefan wrote:Excuse me, do you serve spare ribs?
No sir, we sell all we make; there are no extras. :D:
yes sir, someone will be right here to seat you.
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The way I heard it was:drcorey wrote:Do you serve crabs?
"Can I get crabs here?"
"Sure! If you do one of the waitresses, it's almost certain."
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If fish come in on a fishing boat,
And shrimp come in on a shrimp boat,
What do crabs come in on?
The captain's dinghy.
And shrimp come in on a shrimp boat,
What do crabs come in on?
The captain's dinghy.
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Walked into the 3rd Base a year ago.
Bartender: "Do you have reservations?"
Me: "Yeah,but I came here anyway."
Bartender: "Do you have reservations?"
Me: "Yeah,but I came here anyway."
Beer....The reason I get up every,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,afternoon.