What punishment works best?

[MouseKiss]

I can't believe the attitudes of the CMs here. How can you treat the guests with such disrespect? As a Disney shareholder I think....

oops - DisneyLover -flashback there for a moment.

Carry on!

:D:

[5th Dimension]

Fastpass complainers: Take their Fastpass away, rip it to shreds, make them stand quietly in the corner for 1 hour, and then they can go in the standby line. Or leave.

People who scream at inappropriate times, or scream at the top of their lungs to annoy the crap out of everyone: Air horns delivered to both ears for a length of at least 1 minute plus the amount of time they annoyed me.

People who like to take flash pictures in dark rides or at video screens: Special "3D glasses" that actually have blinding strobe lights and glue that force the wearer to wear it for the entire 3D movie.

And maybe someone can come up with a way to punish the line skippers and those who think it's ok for 1 person to save seats for 10.

[Epeyon]

For line skippers, how about they have to stand by the entrance and get kicked in the shin every time somebody goes in.

And have the one person saving ten seats get ten seats sat on them.

Now what about people who jump gates?

[avengador1]

Now what about people who jump gates?

That was one of my pet peeves. They should be immediately escorted off the premises and given a one year ban from all Disney properties. That or bamboo shoots under the fingernails.

[felinefan]

1) Dunk tank with broken glass.
2) New twist of dodge ball- do balls but with water balloons. :D:

I like number two, except make sure those water balloons are frozen. :twisted:


If I had the power to change things, complainers would suddenly find either they say only nice things, or get screamed at back, for twice the length/intensity they did by everyone around them. This should occur randomly so they'll never know when they might say something nice instead of nasty, or get screamed at back. That should drive them nuts afterwhile. :twisted: :twisted:

For gate jumpers, a special gate that springs up out of the ground that catches them between the legs; for linejumpers, a peoplemover-type device that moves them to the back of the line. For seat-savers, they should be sat upon by the same number of people as they saved seats for--preferably obese people should sit on them (hey, I'm fat too--I'd sit on someone for doing that as long as I didn't get bit/groped or anything by the person being sat on.) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[Natural Selection Fan]

As per usual... how about some Synergy?

The ABC show "Wipeout"* would do nicely. Simply install the wall of
random punching boxing gloves at the entrance of every park venue
with a remote control for the greeter / HH.

"We have a plane to catch in 15 min.!"---- BOP!

"Hold the tram until my family gets here!" --- PIFF!

"Minnie never ONCE came to our table!!!" -- POW!!!

"We didn't want a Fastpass for Star Tours!!" -- BAM!

"But it's her BIRTHDAY!!!" - SPLAT!!!

"The big "P" on the back of my AP means premium discount!!" -- OOOF!

Oh, the possibilites!!!




*Copyright ABC Productions



So as you can imagine, my GR transfer applcation is on indefinte hold.
:D:

[Natural Selection Fan]

Line cutters / jumpers - be it an attraction, store, whatever...

Down the giant waterslide and into the greenest, ugliest moat in the park for all to see.

WHOOSH!!!!! *splash*

:D:

[drcorey]

As per usual... how about some Synergy?

The ABC show "Wipeout"* would do nicely. Simply install the wall of
random punching boxing gloves at the entrance of every park venue
with a remote control for the greeter / HH.

"We have a plane to catch in 15 min.!"---- BOP!

"Hold the tram until my family gets here!" --- PIFF!

"Minnie never ONCE came to our table!!!" -- POW!!!

"We didn't want a Fastpass for Star Tours!!" -- BAM!

"But it's her BIRTHDAY!!!" - SPLAT!!!

"The big "P" on the back of my AP means premium discount!!" -- OOOF!

Oh, the possibilites!!!




*Copyright ABC Productions



So as you can imagine, my GR transfer applcation is on indefinte hold.
:D:

that would be funny if you put mickey gloves on them all too.
and a little mouse or charactor blurb when it happens.
roger rabbit would be funny as the voice.

[turkeyham]

On Wipeout they have that spinner, the one where everyone is strapped in. Then they take off their safety belts.

Around Christmas time, they had "Family Wipeout." Get that big inflatable mat.
SG sits in the top as the other SG gets pushed onto it. Who ever hits the pavement wins.

[ktulu]

I'd put them into a special holding pen, basically a cage, but made of sound proof material. No one can see in, they can see out. I would have all sorts of super cool things, character interactions, freebies, etc., right in front of the box. Every once in a while an AA finger would come out of the top of the box and thump them on the head while saying "this could be you if you weren't so stupid!!"