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Whazzup
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by Whazzup » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:57 pm
MouseKiss wrote:I think there should be a Navy smiley at this point.
Zazu the Smeilimeister is on his way out to the west coast. I'm sure he'll produce one as soon as he returns, if not sooner. Unless, of course, somebody else comes up with one.
Hmmmm, that doesn't look right. How the heck do you spell that, anyway?
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ktulu
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by ktulu » Fri Aug 19, 2011 7:46 am
"People can drink coke and pepsi, but they can't pee in the street."
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Big Wallaby
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by Big Wallaby » Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:08 am
Whazzup wrote:...Smeilimeister... Hmmmm, that doesn't look right. How the heck do you spell that, anyway?
Naw, you did good. I the Smilemeister has a German cousin who does the same thing for the DLP version of SGT. :D:
My opinions are mine and mine only. If my opinions are the opinion of others who happen to share whatever my crazy views may be, then fine, but it's not because I represent them in having my opinions. Got it?
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MouseKiss
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by MouseKiss » Fri Aug 19, 2011 3:23 pm
Thanks, Ktulu.
I really like this one.
This one is nice too.
I checked the box to volunteer for sub duty but never got selected. Kinda glad I didn't. Later had a bubblehead as a shipmate and he was a little off. Some of the things he described were definitely not SOP for the Navy, at least above the surface.
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turkeyham
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by turkeyham » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:04 am
Leading off with the turkey legs, they are pre-cooked and sent to the park frozen. Re-heating the turkey leg at 180 degrees for 1 hour. Any thing under 135 degrees is bad. To grab a frozen leg off the tray, yup, that idiot probably will be sick for a few days.
Rule of thumb: If you purchase anything to eat, hold on to that receipt. If you come back saying that the food item did not taste good, bring back the food and receipt and we will refund you. If you tell us that we did not give you a receipt when you got it, you probably threw it away and we can not refund it. The only time you can get a refund is when we call the management out to deal with the food problem. Yesterday's receipt from a different park will not let you pass go, nice try, have a magical day!