Not Always Right: Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

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Not Always Right: Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes

Post by TiggerHappy » Wed May 11, 2011 4:22 pm

Has anyone submitted their stories to this site? Fun times!

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Post by glendalais » Wed May 11, 2011 4:53 pm

I think the Canadian trying to find an ocean view room in Orlando might be a relative, lol. My mother still insists to everyone that I live no more than 15 minutes from both the Atlantic and the Golf of Mexico :rolleyes: .

Then again, they're trying to book a hotel room, as opposed to showing up at my front door *sigh*.



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Post by hobie16 » Wed May 11, 2011 6:02 pm

glendalais wrote:My mother still insists to everyone that I live no more than 15 minutes from both the Atlantic and the Golf of Mexico.
Isn't the Golf of Mexico a miniature golf course that features water hazards filled with guacamole?


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Post by TiggerHappy » Wed May 11, 2011 8:42 pm

hobie16 wrote:Isn't the Golf of Mexico a miniature golf course that features water hazards filled with guacamole?
Hitting the green sure takes on a whole new meaning here.



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Post by darph nader » Thu May 12, 2011 12:46 am

TiggerHappy wrote:Has anyone submitted their stories to this site? Fun times!

BEWARE: You may spend hours reading on this site. Not safe for school or work as it may cause you to neglect your work. ;)
I may be wrong,but I think Wombat brought this up a year or so ago.
I admit I've spent 'waaay' too much time over there. :rolleyes:


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Post by TiggerHappy » Thu May 12, 2011 2:57 am

darph nader wrote:I may be wrong,but I think Wombat brought this up a year or so ago.
Oh, really? It didn't turn up in the forum search so I kind of assumed there wasn't a thread on it. :x

If there is, I guess this thread could either be deleted or amended to that older thread.



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Post by Big Wallaby » Thu May 12, 2011 4:13 am

I wouldn't worry about it :D:


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Post by BRWombat » Thu May 12, 2011 10:23 am

darph nader wrote:I may be wrong,but I think Wombat brought this up a year or so ago.
I admit I've spent 'waaay' too much time over there. :rolleyes:
I did, and darph and Mayonnaise mentioned it well before me, but it's good to have a reminder every now and then. It's that good of a site -- and still a daily read for me.


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Post by Darksin » Sat May 14, 2011 10:36 pm

Oh god yes, when I worked in Hotels outside of Atlantic City, NJ this was my personal favorite site to post my stupid "quotes" onto. I'll have to dig back and find some of them for you all to enjoy ;)


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Post by kerbear135 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:29 pm

TiggerHappy wrote:Has anyone submitted their stories to this site? Fun times!

BEWARE: You may spend hours reading on this site. Not safe for school or work as it may cause you to neglect your work. ;)
Thanks! Always looking for something to kill time in between calls (I work in a call center). Addicted already and I've only gotten through 1 page.



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