Why rats are better than babies

[drcorey]

1. You don't have to change poopy nappies on rats and they can be toilet trained from as early as 5 weeks.
2. Rats may not sleep through the night, but they have the sense to not scream their lungs out and wake you (and all the neighbourhood) up too.
3. If you need a break from your rats, you can put them in their cage for a time out.
4. Rats don't need your body for feeding times.
5. Rat cages may be expensive, but they're much cheaper than prams/strollers, cots, basinettes, change tables, high chairs, slings, car capsules, etc.
6. Rats rarely projectile vomit on you.
7. Rats are cute all the time, not just when they're asleep.
8. Rats don't require expensive trendy outfits which will be outgrown within days.
9. You can acquire rat toys for free from recycle bins and kitchen waste.
10. Rats don't grow up to be bratty teenagers.
11. Rats don't need bibs and they clean their faces themselves.

[PatchOBlack]

1. You don't have to change poopy nappies on rats and they can be toilet trained from as early as 5 weeks.
2. Rats may not sleep through the night, but they have the sense to not scream their lungs out and wake you (and all the neighbourhood) up too.
3. If you need a break from your rats, you can put them in their cage for a time out.
4. Rats don't need your body for feeding times.
5. Rat cages may be expensive, but they're much cheaper than prams/strollers, cots, basinettes, change tables, high chairs, slings, car capsules, etc.
6. Rats rarely projectile vomit on you.
7. Rats are cute all the time, not just when they're asleep.
8. Rats don't require expensive trendy outfits which will be outgrown within days.
9. You can acquire rat toys for free from recycle bins and kitchen waste.
10. Rats don't grow up to be bratty teenagers.
11. Rats don't need bibs and they clean their faces themselves.

Sorry, I have to add the obvious following...

...and sometimes they happen to be gourmet chefs! :cat1:

[drcorey]

Sorry, I have to add the obvious following...

...and sometimes they happen to be gourmet chefs! :cat1:

I wish. I gave mine all the stuff to make me dinner once.
and she just ate it all herself and went to sleep...
hmm, rats are like your GF.

[mapo]

I wish. I gave mine all the stuff to make me dinner once.
and she just ate it all herself and went to sleep...
hmm, rats are like your GF.

OUCH

mapo

[PatchOBlack]

I wish. I gave mine all the stuff to make me dinner once.
and she just ate it all herself and went to sleep...
hmm, rats are like your GF.

I did say sometimes.

Speaking of rodents, I'd like to see a cartoon showing two cats walking by Disneyland (Or some other obvious Disney property), and one cat saying to the other "I swear! They have mice about 5 feet tall in there!"

[disneywizard]

I did say sometimes.

Speaking of rodents, I'd like to see a cartoon showing two cats walking by Disneyland (Or some other obvious Disney property), and one cat saying to the other "I swear! They have mice about 5 feet tall in there!"

So, what happens when someone built a better mousetrap?
Disney built a better mouse!

crosseye stereograph, see 3D with your left eye on the right image, and right on left.


...then Wiz conjured a better cat.

I iz cheezburger with pickle in side.
at http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/3033111843/

[BRWombat]

So, what happens when someone built a better mousetrap?
Disney built a better mouse!

crosseye stereograph, see 3D with your left eye on the right image, and right on left.


...then Wiz conjured a better cat.

I iz cheezburger with pickle in side.
at http://www.flickr.com/photos/disneywizard/3033111843/

That's cool!!!