Don't Sneeze!

[Darksin]

Wow guys! Those are all some pretty unpleasant stories to go with those smells!
At least with this SG experience it was only a cloud of strong perfume and not something fifty times more unpleasant. Normally I refer to that kind of smell as "Brazilian Tour Groups" or Ode D'Seaworld. The lovely smell of trashcan's baking in the sun, filled with scalding beer and dead baking fish.

Of all the places I've lived, I'd have to say Southern NJ was the worst! During low tide you'd get the lovely smell of the back bay floating threw the air, that's a stink I can't even really describe it was so alien to me!

[hobie16]

The lovely smell of trashcan's baking in the sun, filled with scalding beer and dead baking fish.

You've either been to Maui or Darph's house.

[delsdad]

You've either been to Maui or Darph's house.

I would think Darph keeps all his beer icy cold !

[hobie16]

I would think Darph keeps all his beer icy cold !

Beer, yes. Empty cans with a few drops left, no. Of course Darph probably has a process that freeze dries the can so the frozen drops can be shaken out and collected. After 100 six-packs he has a bonus can to consume.

[DisneyMom]

Beer, yes. Empty cans with a few drops left, no. Of course Darph probably has a process that freeze dries the can so the frozen drops can be shaken out and collected. After 100 six-packs he has a bonus can to consume.

OMG Hobie, GENIUS!!!!!!
Those Freeze-Dried Beer Drops could be the next big fad!!!!!!
Investors,take note!!!!
Name idea-"Darph's Beer Drops" :D:

[Goofyernmost]

"YOU SNEEZED ON ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SNEEZED ON ME! YOU MUST HAVE SWINE FLU! SHE HAS SWINE FLU AND SHE SNEEZED ON ME!"
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*Blink*
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Before I could get any words out of my mouth Security is already present and steps over as well as a one of the CM's present.Mr. Douche keeps ranting to the extent of 'Swine flu, kick your ass for that you stupid bitch, your gonna kill my kid/wife/me, blahblahblah'.
Myself and the CM are obviously trying not to laugh at this absurdity, my husband is ready to kill him for making threats and Security is getting pissed.

So Security tells him to knock it off or he'll be removed from the park for threatening the safety of another guest. To which he rants something about sneezing being somekind of capitol offense punishable by death. I can't help it,I'm opening laughing and trying hard not to wet myself because I could not believe this asshole. The CM is biting their tongue and looking at anything BUT this guy and my poor Husband still wants to shred his face.

We cross the street, we went back to walking and chatting with the occasional giggle at Mr. Douche completely loosing sight of him and thinking nothing of it. As we travel the whole way into Tomorrowland behind us we keep hearing "She SNEEZED on ME!" and "Swine FLU!" yelled at Mr. Douches Wife/Kid. We ignored him, SG's aren't worth my time even if telling them off would give me pleasure and him ejected from the park. Oh well, that was the last we heard or saw of Mr. Douche-who-hates-sneezes.

I was just looking at a different board (don't know the X,Y,Z codes) but under the Worst Days at Disney was a post that said:

November 2009
Thursday DD5 gets Swine Flu
Friday DW gets Swine Flu
Saturday Cancel Flight Home change from 1 room @akv to 2 rooms at POP (1 for the sick and 1 for the healthy)
Sunday DD3 gets Swine Flu.
Tuesday we finally get home. We were never so happy to leave Disney

I think I now know who is responsible for this terrible thing. :twisted:

[TeamUBR]

My 13 year old is in middle school. During the first week "orientation" they were told they were teenagers now and needed to wear deodorant and bathe or they would smell "funky". One of the teachers commented, "And don't try to cover it up with perfume, because that just makes "perfunk".

When the douche husband blew up, I wouldn't have been able to hold back and blast that it was his wife's whorish perfunk that made me sneeze to begin with and SHE was probably the bigger health risk.

j

[quinsippi5]

OMG how funny...I would have stood there and laughed at him once I realized from your reaction you took it humorously. We would have also jumped in front of your husband if he went for the SG, so he would not have arrested or escorted from the park....

Remember he probably won't be back maybe ever we can hope...so you can come and enjoy the parks without encountering him again! ;)

[Dann_of_Thursday]

My 13 year old is in middle school. During the first week "orientation" they were told they were teenagers now and needed to wear deodorant and bathe or they would smell "funky". One of the teachers commented, "And don't try to cover it up with perfume, because that just makes "perfunk".

When the douche husband blew up, I wouldn't have been able to hold back and blast that it was his wife's whorish perfunk that made me sneeze to begin with and SHE was probably the bigger health risk.

j

Should have a similar briefing before guests are allowed into the park.
I remember many a time walking around Disney World and smelling other people's funk, even early in the morning.

[felinefan]

Saw a picture on icanhascheezburger recently the title of this thread made me think of. Dr. Tinycat says, Got a cough, take a laxative, then you'll be too scared to cough. ROTFL!

Dang, maybe y'all should carry a can of Febreze with you to the parks and spray the stinkers. With all the commercials on T.V. extolling the virtues of various soaps, body washes, etc., you'd think B.O. wouldn't be a problem.