I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by kcberlin » Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:04 am

Zazu wrote:DING! DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

That's right, folks, the DCL buses that take guests between the resort and Port Canaveral travel the Beach Line Expressway at the posted speed of... 70mph!

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Some DME drivers do that on the Greenway going to the airport, but that's officially 65mph territory.
I would have thought it was the SG's running to Main Street to complain about rude CM's. Oh, wait, that isn't really a ride, more of an attraction. :p:


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by hobie16 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:58 am

I don't know what it is now but the overall Disney record was held by the crowd charging from turnstiles to Nemo during early entry at DL.


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by kurtisnelson » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:11 pm

Zazu wrote:Just in case you'd like to calibrate "too fast", top speed on Space Mountain MK is 28mph.

Can anyone guess the speed of the fastest ride at WDW?
But based on a friend from custodial, Space Mountain is not too fast for a "milk spill" to occur on it. At least they caught the guy and kicked him out.


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Post by Shorty82 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:13 pm

kurtisnelson wrote:But based on a friend from custodial, Space Mountain is not too fast for a "milk spill" to occur on it. At least they caught the guy and kicked him out.
What's a "milk spill"?


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by Lasolimu » Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:42 pm

Shorty82 wrote:What's a "milk spill"?
There's only one thing I can think of...and it isn't a good thing...


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by PatchOBlack » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:19 pm

Gee, and here I thought the fastest ride was SGs being given a ride out of the park on a rail for overly annoying CMs.... :cat1:


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by Big Wallaby » Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:21 pm

Shorty82 wrote:What's a "milk spill"?
It would be when a guy gets off on the ride... while still on the ride.


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by Lasolimu » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:26 pm

Big Wallaby wrote:It would be when a guy gets off on the ride... while still on the ride.
And that's exactly what I was thinking. :rolleyes:


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by Zazu » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:02 am

elfuddo wrote:The last I heard, the Beeline was a state road, thus not in WDW.
Time for a new map. The "Beeline" was renamed the "Beach Line" about the time the Studios was renamed.

Not to bust your chops, but just in case somebody reading this may be looking for the right turnoff.


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Re: I'm sorry, sir, but your kid is too short to ride...

Post by mapo » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:35 am

Nope...sorry...

The most correct answer is...Cast late for work on World! :eek:


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