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CanoeGuy21
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Post by CanoeGuy21 » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:51 am

i just wish the fast pass clock had a digital secound hand. I would wait till the last secound. :twisted:


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Post by Thatguy » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:22 am

*wonders if he should say that he'd enjoy setting the FP clock back 5 minutes*

um...

a second hand would be cool! yeah...


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Post by Righthander » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:31 pm

Just tell them "Oh, gosh! I'm really sorry! See, your pass is one of the new ones that is on Central Standard Time so your 2:18pm pass won't be usable until 4:18pm. Sorry!" I know it's actually the other way around, but what guest has brains enough to figure that out?


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Post by coldfire409 » Sat Dec 06, 2003 8:35 pm

I really like Polar's idea of a machine that shreads the tickes when a guest comes in early. And have a digital clock with a digital second hand that has it down to the tenth of a second, or something like that. I don't understand the guests they waited as long as they did, but that last few mins they are so impatient.



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Post by Papa Smurf » Mon Dec 22, 2003 8:52 pm

And why when checking return times must these people show me the back of the ticket (as if we don't know what it say's since we use it to point out that your an idiot)....

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Post by SRT_GB » Mon Dec 22, 2003 9:38 pm

Papa Smurf wrote:And why when checking return times must these people show me the back of the ticket (as if we don't know what it say's since we use it to point out that your an idiot)....
You mean your guests actually read those things?


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